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[helderheid]

I know some creative DUers will come up with some DUzys!

[shain from kane]

1. "My balls are turning purple, because I haven't been able to screw another country lately."

His blue balls are turning to purple.

[guitar man]

2. "Some call you the 26% that are completely out of touch with reality...

....I call you my base"

[sakabatou]

3. "All yalls know I make this tie look good."

[FloridaJudy]

4. Fearless Leader, your Marcab Confederates are landing...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcab_Confederacy

[pwb]

5. this is my new pacman eats alqaeda game. it's hard..

[SoCalDem]

6. "What is the frequency, Kenneth?" n/t

[charlie]

7. I'll take "Mean, Ugly, Dumb, and Lazy" for $200, Alex

n/t

[FloridaJudy]

13. BWAhaahaahaaaa! Snort

:spray: :rofl:
We have a winner!

[paparush]

15. OMFG!! That's the best post I've seen in a week!

[zabet]

8. I wish they would start the teleprompter, I look more stupid than usual! n/t

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

[Canuckistanian]

9. I can't wait to get out of this monkey suit

And put on a different monkey suit.

[TahitiNut]

10. "Newsflash: Science discovers technique for photographing Brain Farts!!"

[badgerpup]

11. Yikes!

Apparently the 'little man behind the curtain' isn't even human!
It's a giant alien critter with three glowing purple eyes! :wow::scared:

"Don't screw up this speech, little George...or it's gonna be 'Alien Rectal Probe And Bodily Fluids Assessment' time again."

[shain from kane]

12. Three-eyed, two-horned, flying purple people eater.

[badgerpup]

19. Oh man...

:spray::rofl:
I'd forgotten about that song!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "If I'm lyin, may 3 photon torpedoes strike this here stage"

:)

[Matsubara]

16. "Okay, Dubya, focus yer thoughts. Condi...need...ex-lax..."

"Shoot, ditn't work. Dang it, I wish I was telegraphic"

[paparush]

17. I'd like to welcome you all to the premiere of Sicko.....wait

Goddamnit...some smart ass teleprompter dweeb is going to fucking Gitmo!

[Warren DeMontague]

18. "May I Go To The Bathroom?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. ("Hmmm - litle pink fans floatin' around my head)

(At least I'm not seein' that squirrel in a man suit anymore)

[Virginia Dare]

21. Brings new meaning to the words "monkey suit"...n/t

[Blackhatjack]

22. "There is something wrong with this here piano. Forget it, I can't play anyway!"

[madokie]

23. and then in a moment he has a thought

[outofbounds]

24. PSSSST Tony, where is the TelePrompter thing at?

How will I know what to lie about? Tony, TONY! Damn!