Oh God... Projectile Vomit Alert !!!

[WillyT]

New bulk-buy material for the RW: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans:
Ann Coulter at Her Best, Funniest, and Most Outrageous - Ann Coulter



"Best"??? "Funniest"??? :wtf:

:puke::puke::puke:

[rusty charly]

1. If Republicans Had Any Humanity, They'd Be Democrats

[Faygo Kid]

2. What a waste of oxygen she is.

[live love laugh]

3. Next time give more of a warning would you? DAMN!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke::puke: :puke::puke: :puke::puke: :puke::puke: :puke::puke: :puke::puke: :puke:

[PDJane]

4. Ugh.

That person is a vile specimen of humanity, and an even nastier example of what passes for femninity in North America.

She doesn't have a best or a funniest.

[live love laugh]

29. Why do Bushbots try to babe it up so? If ever there was lipstick on a pig....n/t

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. "If Republicans Had Any Brains, They'd Ditch Skeletor"

by CrownPrinceBandar. On bookshelves soon.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Could they have airbrushed her more on that cover?

I suppose she is funny, if you find racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic intolerance and sophomoric writing to be funny.

[FreakinDJ]

7. It's a MAN Baby

n/t

[Bluebear]

8. It's just full of blank pages.

"Best" indeed.

[Occulus]

24. Maybe it's like books of magic in the Goodkind fantasy series

You have to have "the gift" to be able to remember what's on the page.

I guess we're all "the ungifted" :shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

9. RALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPH

gobs of GREEN RALLLLLLLLLLLLLLPH!

[yurbud]

10. all the "Man Coulter" jokes must be getting to her. The airbrushed her to ADD curves

[Batgirl]

She's so boring and predictable they can paste her photo over half the title

and everyone still knows what it says.

It's possible that she's only every written one "book" and they keep binding it with a slightly different cover, and no one notices.

[sandrakae]

11. Why is she always dressed like a fucking Sex Worker?

[Orsino]

35. Political porn star...

...faking neogasms for lonely men.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

12. More like garlic and cross alert!!!! eom

[1620rock]

14. That unhinged witch makes my gorge rise.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

20. Please don't call her a witch! I know some wonderful witches! She is a vampire, plain and simple! nt

[Mythsaje]

22. As an author with several vampire heroes

I say that's an insult to vampires too.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

33. OK! Can we agree on Harpy?

:rofl:

[Mythsaje]

34. Entirely fitting...n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

39. Mythsaje ..................

:toast: :hi:

[Pyrzqxgl]

45. There are even some vampires who'd be insulted.

Shes more like a zombie, a ghoul or even worse a cheney.

[rodeodance]

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[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. Get 'em by the gross NOW!!!111!! I'm series.

[TahitiNut]

15. Bumper Sticker: "If Liberals Hated America We'd Vote Republican"

I hope the DSM-V includes the Axis-II disorder called "Pathological Partisanship: Republican" - an inability to detect the contradictions between two espoused claims.

[Rosemary2205]

47. HAHAHA!! Great idea!! :) nt

[Cass]

16. I see she's wearing her trusty black cocktail dress again.

:puke:

[stanwyck]

42. She wears that cocktail dress at 8am in the morning

Let's get Stacy and Clinton from "What Not To Wear" to do a makeover on Ann.
(one of my favorite comments from that show is the young woman from Chicago who was amenable to whatever Stacy and Clinton wanted to do, except "don't make me look like a Republican.")

[AX10]

17. Conservatives are have nothing left.

All they do is repeat the same shit over and over again!

[tridim]

18. Looks like they photoshopped some meat on her arms

Why the hell is she still relevant? Even the pundit industry has dumped her fascist ass.

[acmavm]

19. Who in the hell ever told that creature that he/she is attractive?

They lied.

[Mythsaje]

21. Just about anyone of us could debate Annthrax with

half our brain tied behind our backs.

If Republicans had half a soul, they'd be Democrats.

On edit: Ann Coulter, HateSmut author.

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Yup. But you're talking about a battle of wits with an unarmed woman.

[BlooInBloo]

25. The funniest thing about her is that she thinks she's hot.

[Madspirit]

51. Her Biggest Delusion...True BIB...

She has an ugly spirit and ergo is ugly.
Lee

[InvisibleTouch]

27. Oh, I'm sure her stuff is very funny...

...in a "we're laughing AT her, not WITH her" kinda way.

[dkofos]

28. He is such an ass

[RedCappedBandit]

30. If Ann Coulter's fans had more insulation within their hollow brains,

they'd probably realize what a tool she is.

[Jade Fox]

31. What a strange, desperate, childish title......

given the current chaos of the Republican Party, and their current unpopularity.

Why not just entitle the book: "The Republican Party May Suck, But Democrats Have Cooties!!"

[zabet]

32. That vile thing...

is nothing but Rush in drag!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[symbolman]

36. It should say

"If you had any Money, I'd make Great Furniture.." :)

I was watching her on Bill Mahr one day and couldn't help but notice that her shoulder resembled so much the back corner of the high backed chair she sat in (and I'm a trained sculptor)..

Her arm alone would make a great spear chucker :)

[madrchsod]

37. the washington times will be giving the book away

one week after it`s released

[LeftishBrit]

38. Alternative Title: If You Had any Brains, You Wouldn't Waste Your Money and Time on This Book!

[EstimatedProphet]

40. "If Republicans had Evolved, They'd be Able to Walk Upright"

[Goat or Panic]

41. Strange

how they hid her hands...just sayin'

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. Now on sale for $3.99 at www.R-underindictment.com!!

:evilgrin:

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

44. EEEWWWWW!!!!

If she had any brains, she might, just might, be human-like. Maybe.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Here's a little something that may have shown up on DU before, but is definitely worth another look: http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/725

I particularly love the non-plastic surgery, non-Photoshopped interpretation of her... :rofl:

[Rex]

46. It won't matter

Everyone knows that her books are bought up in mass units by RW groups. Ann is a media nothing, just propped up by the BFEE. Nothing more.

[Cheap_Trick]

48. fucking media whore is like a retarded monkey with tourettes

she's written ONE book "I hate liberals because they don't agree with me. waaa waaa" they just put a new title and dust jacket on it and resell it to the mindless little asswipes.

[Madspirit]

49. You are mean : =>

That wasn't nearly enough warning. That woman is worthy of more than just a projectile vomit alert.
Lee

[kineneb]

50. Stepford Republican=zombie n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. HoHoHo

[Cobalt-60]

53. excellent, they should be down to scrap pulp cost

just in time for the wood stove season.
just be careful of the fumes, they're exceptionally toxic.