The fundie nutjob in the next cubicle

[EstimatedProphet]

So today I get to hear her talk about how she couldn't believe anyone would vote for Hillary Clinton, after all the shame she brought to the country. She was so ashamed Clinton was president. And of course, she has seen a tape presenting TRUE EVIDENCE of how the Clintons were supplying cocaine to the entire US through Little Rock, and how they've murdered hundreds of people.

Fucking stupid as a sack of hammers. Fortunately she's only going to be there 1 more week.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Pick up the phone...

and talk to an imaginary person about how stupid the person in the cubicle next to you is.

[babylonsister]

3. ROFL! Though I think she'd just be (more) confused. nt

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Actually, what I did

(politics is not to be discussed at work, but she does anyway, and due to a crappy setup I can't do anything about it) is email rebuttals to the guy she was talking to, while she had him pinned down. Afterwards he came over and we laughed about how stupid it was.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Where is she getting her information?

I mean, is it simply Limpaws, or is she getting these notions from someone in town? If the latter, you might wish to warn others about him.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. The tape is called "The Clinton Chronicles"

It's really popular on Shitheel Republic and at fundie churches. I'm sure that's where.

[VP505]

8. Here is what

Wikipedia says about that: "The content of the film has largely been discredited and debunked as containing deliberate bias, circumstantial evidence, and coincidence. Snopes.com classifies the "Clinton Body Count" conspiracy theory connecting Clinton to the deaths as an urban legend."
Perhaps you should print out what Snopes says about that and put a copy on her desk.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. That sounds like a good going away present for her.

[Goat or Panic]

25. Make sure

to print in bold letters and in all caps:

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Right across the top. Call them on their lies.

[Elwood P Dowd]

24. I saw that tape

There was this guy named Larry Nichols (SP ?) claiming Clinton had all these people killed and was running a cocain operation out of Mena, Arkansas. Clinton must have killed hundreds of people according to him. Ole' Bill was must have been one bad dude.

[Solly Mack]

6. Wonder if she bought that tape from Falwell

http://www.salon.com/news/1998/03/cov_11news.html

The drug smuggling and Vincent Foster allegations were prominently featured in "The Clinton Chronicles," a video produced by Citizens for Honest Government and co-financed, publicized and distributed by Falwell. The notorious 1994 video also insinuated that Clinton's political adversaries often met untimely and suspicious deaths.

[justfred]

7. Don't pick up the phone and pretend there is someone there...

...post her number and let US call.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Ohh...that would really be sweet...

[MiniMe]

13. Even better, whoever calls can tell her that they are from the NSA

And they learned about her call by wiretapping.

[Rosemary2205]

23. ROFL. nt

[Mythsaje]

9. Willful blindness...

They're worried about CLINTON with all the shit that's been going on during THIS administration?

It's insanity in an economy size family dinner bucket. A Crazy Banana Split with an exploding cherry on top.

I'm not sure I couldn't resist the urge to yell, "are you brain damaged?"

Well, I could, but it would be a difficult thing indeed.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. No kidding!

How anyone can be ashamed about Clinton after what Bush has done shows that they are, at best, sick.

[ccpup]

19. oh, you're mean

now I'm craving a Family Size Dinner bucket of something with a HUGE "crazy" banana split on the side. Again, you're mean. :-)

[Mythsaje]

20. Oooh. That DOES sound good, doesn't it?

I'm meaner than you think. LOL

[ccpup]

21. HA! !!! I've put up my trusty

Deflect All Thoughts About "Bad" Foods shield, so I'll be safe -- for a moment, at least -- from your nefarious nibble plans.

But a generous Family Sized bucket of ... something, and ice cream in tempting, perfectly formed mounds covered in fluffy whipped cream drizzled with dark, succulent chocolate winking at me, slyly, flirtatiously beckoning ... :dilemma:

Oh, what the h-e-double hockey sticks. Hand me the chocolate syrup and maraschino cherries. I'm diggin' in. :eyes:

You are NOT forgiven for this, Meanie McMeanster. :mad:

[PVnRT]

14. Well, I know where you work, it comes with the territory

I got a stimulating discussion about the need to mine the border to keep the OMFG IMMIGRANTS out.

Not to mention the at least three daily whine-fests about how HARD it is to be a white Christian straight male gun owner in America, what with uppity bitches like Pelosi in charge.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Oh yeah, I hear those a lot

I have the joy of being next to Document Control and the candy corner, where everyone goes to chat...:grr:

[PVnRT]

17. Wander on down to where the drafters sit

And wait for the rants to begin. Ooorah.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Joy.

[BlooInBloo]

15. DARK SIDERS!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCODIhAXbQM

[Ishoutandscream2]

22. Yeah, those horrible Clinton days

Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity has come to an end. With apologies to the Onion.