Two good old boys manipulating a phallic symbol...

[firefox_fan]

Sorry about title. Could not resist.

[Error]

1. Is there sonthing wrong with phallic symbolism?

[firefox_fan]

3. Why would you ask out of the blue?

[Nikki Stone1]

19. Hmm. very good question.

:)

[donsu]

4. yeah there is

nt

[Morgana LaFey]

17. Why no.

We should glorify the phallus at every opportunity. Right?

[Feron]

2. And I thought this would be a Kirk Cameron-banana post..

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. "You keep them poor, I keep them brainwashed, and then we..."

[firefox_fan]

8. The squiddo-god is so cute!

[ret5hd]

10. Squiddo-god!?!?!? What the hell you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

That is the one and only high-holy Flying Spaghetti Monster. His followers refer to themselves as "Pastafarians". At the end of our prayers we say "Ramen".

Start here: http://www.venganza.org/

[firefox_fan]

11. Where have I been living all these years?!

Sorry about my unintentionally blasphemous mouth...

[stellanoir]

13. Your penance. . . get hip and pony up and purchase a FSM T shirt . . .

My kid has been sporting and stylin' in one for a couple years. The first day he wore it to high school he had some serious 'splainin' to do though.

:hi:

Don't sweat the blasphemy, the FSM has a better sense of humor and is more forgiving than most deities really.

[firefox_fan]

15. Ahahah! Will do.

[stellanoir]

16. Absolution will be unquestionably granted then.

You know how it works. . ."You wantta go to heaven. . .?. . . Gimmee 20 bucks."

Oldest scam in the book.

But at least you get a really cool T shirt. Most religions don't offer that.

[Forkboy]

6. "...and people say Unicorns aren't real either!"

[thecrow]

7. Pope: "This scroll is so sacred only the Pope is allwed to touch it"

Smirky: "You mean like this?"

[firefox_fan]

9. Ahahahah! Chimpy just contaminated the sacred stick!

[Ezlivin]

12. Does the end squirt?

Then neither of them are familiar with it...

[Vickers]

14. "Say, is this one of them rainsticks what makes a funny noise?"

:P

[firefox_fan]

18. BLAM!

[JohnnyLib2]

20. Naughty, naughty, naughty.

You folks may all go to hell. Can I play too?