I quit! I want to be a Republican!

[EstimatedProphet]

I'm fed up with not being superrich! I'm going to be a Republican now! They have the best of everything!

Republicans always have money. When they run out, they just steal some more.

Republicans never have to worry about the law, because the law never applies to them.

Republicans have a never-ending gang of shock troops in freepers, who are so stupid they will willingly beat their own heads against a brick wall until they die, just by telling them that it will keep Clinton from coming and having sex with their wives.

Republicans can walk down the street in almost any city and shoot people in the head for fun, and get away with it because they're Republican. All they have to do is say to the police "Hey, I'm a Republican!" and the police will go get a red carpet to roll out in font of them and provide them free bullets.

Republicans get everything, and the worst thing is, THEY GRIPE 24 HOURS A DAY ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE THEY HAVE IT!

[More Than A Feeling]

1. I want to ramble aimlessly about a region of the world I know nothing about.

and speculate irresponsibly about motivations of people I don't respect.

[LSK]

2. yeah, but in their world theres a terrorist on every street corner

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:


:rofl:

[zippy890]

8. and ILLEGAL ALIENS INVADING!!!111

MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WAVING MEXICAN FLAGS!!!

:scared: :scared: :grr: :grr:

scared and hateful, not to mention

greed

no thanks

[driver8]

3. I want to bomb abortion clinics and kill people in the name of God...

I am a right to lifer and killing is my right!

[lonestarnot]

20. And sending men and women to war based on lies so they can kill each other and the people of any

foreign land that has oil or is strategically located close to oil.

[enid602]

4. benefits

But the best part about being Republican is that you physically cannot admit to making mistakes. You know God is behind everything you stand for, and one of the requirements for Republican party membership is that you have absolutely no conscience whatsoever, and a very slanted sense of justice.

[OzarkDem]

7. Being GOP means never having to say you're sorry...

It would be nice to never have to admit you're wrong. Also great to have your leaders telling you 24/7 on radio, tv and the internets that you are the smartest person and if you agree with them you will be better than everyone else.

[enid602]

10. comic

Your post title reminds me of that smarmy 70's-era 'Love is. . .' comic series.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. That's another really good one!

Every thing a Republican does is right, because it's done by a Republican!

[LSK]

5. oh and TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!!! NOO!!! NOT TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Dr Fate]

6. I DO envy their leadership's willingness to fight their opponents tooth & nail.

I'll give them that much- they dont back down or wimp out when it comes to a fight like our guys do on a nearly daily basis.

Our guys? They come up with lots of internal excuses for NOT fighting Bush. I guess they think that is substitute for actually fighting.

The GOP does not talk down to or distance themsleves from their hard-working base either.


I dont wish I was a Republican, but unlike my own "leadership" , I do envy and even respect the fact that their leaders always puts up a fight and never apologizes for doing so.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Alright. Be serious and everything.

Actually, I do agree with you on the not backing down part, but it also makes me hate them more - they will never back down in their support for evil and inequality.

[Dr Fate]

16. And what if our guys never backed down in their support of justice & equality?

Wouldnt that be a quality to admire?

It's the flip-side of the same coin- except the dark side is doing their job and our side is not.

All I'm saying is the GOP does their "job" (supporting evil and inequality) well- I wish my guys opposed those things equally as hard as the GOP fights for them.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Oh yeah, it would - I'm not disagreeing at all.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Become Republican:

:D

http://www.thefrown.com/player.php?/frowners/becomerepublican

[cassiepriam]

11. You have a point. If we are so smart, how come we are poor?

I guess crime does pay.

Of course there are no ATMs in heaven.
I hate to see what happens to the crooks then.

[BlooInBloo]

12. "We" aren't. It's more like the "Bill Gates phenomenon" (mean vs median).

[cassiepriam]

22. You are right. Most of us have everything we need.

Maybe not everything we want.

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Because smart doesn't equal rich

Crooked equals rich, usually.

[cassiepriam]

21. Yes. And of course there is that thing about looking in the mirror and liking what you see,

As a human being.

[Malikshah]

18. So do the Kinsey Sicks! Check them out-- Their DVD is out next week

I wanna be a Republican
I'm tired of doing what I should
Wanna do what I can, can, can, can!

www.kinseysicks.com

[Ino]

19. I want to be wrong about everything I've ever done...

and yet have everyone believe I'm right THIS time!