Well, there is none, because the Noah story is a MYTH. I mean, 2 of every animal? There are how many species on the planet today?
Animals: estimated 3-30 million species
|
|--Invertebrates: 97% of all known species
| `--+--Sponges: 10,000 species
| |--Cnidarians: 8,000-9,000 species
| |--Molluscs: 100,000 species
| |--Platyhelminths: 13,000 species
| |--Nematodes: 20,000+ species
| |--Annelida: 12,000 species
| `--Arthropods
| `--+--Crustaceans: 40,000 species
| |--Insects: 1-30 million+ species
| `--Arachnids: 75,500 species
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`--Vertebrates: 3% of all known species
`--+--Reptiles: 7,984 species
|--Amphibians: 5,400 species
|--Birds: 9,000-10,000 species
|--Mammals: 4,475-5,000 species
`--Ray-Finned Fishes: 23,500 species
(from
http://animals.about.com)
And this is just one of the problems. We haven't even gotten to 40 days and 40 nights.... much less cubits.
But as a theme park, it could be actually kinda fun. But of course it WON'T be "fun". It will be treated as deadly serious and some kind of actual occurrence. And then of course Shiva will descend and destroy the whole thing.
This is obviously an example of how, when the uber-wealthy get their tax cut, how they're going to create jobs. Goldman Sachs is paying for it, right? And of course dressing up in bright pink polyester "Biblical" costumes and taking tickets is just the kind of jobs we need to create here in America!