Fox News alert - "Monkey terrorist" Taliban threat looms!

[sknabt]

Run time: 04:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRl5biyTiEM   Posted on YouTube: July 18, 2010 By YouTube Member: eyesonfox Views on YouTube: 124   Posted on DU: July 18, 2010 By DU Member: sknabt Views on DU: 1902

 
When I think of Fox News' fake journalism their partisan political propaganda ripped from right-wing talk radio comes to mind. Here's a case where their shoddy journalism has nothing to do with politics. The result is hysterically funny.

Can you picture an army of monkey terrorists trained by the Taliban to attack American troops in Afghanistan? Well, Gretchen Carlson over at Fox News can. Seriously.

[SILVER__FOX52]

1. What a sad state of Affairs...........

Actually, there have been Monkey Terrorist, for years. It's called Fox and Friends.

[sknabt]

3. Good point...

... I clearly stand corrected!

[Joanne98]

2. They shouldn't be allowed to call themselves a news channel

[AlbertCat]

4. Well, they're obviously more intelligent than the underwear bomber

But aren't they a little old for this kind of work now?
Hey Hey.....

[herbm]

5. Fox is to news what professinal wrestling is to sports.

[Chulanowa]

8. Not even

Pro wrestling is fake wrestling, sure. But it's still very athletic. Takes a lot of trining and practice to do some of those wacky moves, and importantly, to be able to do them without hurting yourself or others.

Fox is to news what guitar hero is to music.

[herbm]

9. Being a talking head takes a certain amount of training, too.

[enuegii]

6. "Monkey Jihad?" Obviously, we have a simian gap here...

Congress must immediately authorize $10 billion to create our own Ape Crusade.

Of course, we will have to have gorillas, and damn the cost-- because our monkeys must be bigger than their monkeys.

You betcha!

[Chulanowa]

7. Perhaps it's shallow of me...

But I honestly cannot take anyone who looks like Gretchen seriously. Especially when google gives me this:

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Her purpose seems pretty well-determined.