Faux's Megyn Kelly : "Are you a pot head, fucker?"

[Turborama]

Run time: 00:36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNAaPKySxIQ   Posted on YouTube: February 20, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: February 21, 2009 By DU Member: Turborama Views on DU: 6775

 

[cherokeeprogressive]

1. Fokker. "Are you a pothead FOKKER?" Didn't you see the movie?

Geez.

[Turborama]

3. She says "fucker" not Fokker, though

:rofl:

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. Um, no she didn't. Ever heard of Q-tips? They're great for cleaning your ears.

But if you really, REALLY think she said "fucker", you should report her to the FCC.

Betcha won't.

[Turborama]

7. LOL, I hope you're joking

Even if you're not, why would I want to report her? I thought it was hilarious and I think there should be more of it on TV.

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. Oh, I'm just in a mood today. My honey is "down the mountain" and has been for three days.

My fuse is short.

No harm no foul?

[paulkienitz]

13. let it go, she said FOCKER. (nt)

[Turborama]

28. I "let it go" 9 hours previous to your thoughtful interjection. Anyway, what IHNB said below.

[ihavenobias]

8. Ever hear of a light hearted video clip that some people take way too seriously?

Betcha have.

;)

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. Focking "A". Got one right here.

[The Doctor.]

31. Now imagine if Olbermann said that.

[MindMatter]

14. Maybe we should report that movie to the FCC

Since when is it acceptable (and funny) to change the spelling of a vulgarity just slightly in a way that everybody knows exactly what you're saying?

It would be like having a sitcom about the Blowjarb family.

[Turborama]

17. At a guess..

...since Howard Stern started going on air?

:rofl: "Blowjarb family" :rofl:

[MindMatter]

32. Yeah, the two daughters are real cute

Reddy Blowjarb and Edith Blowjarb.

As you can imagine, most episodes revolve around the double entendres that result from their unfortunate names. But they are the most popular girls at their high school, so it's wholesome entertainment.

[MindMatter]

33. And the gay son

Guy Blowjarb. This will be comedy gold, folks.

[stlsaxman]

38. NEVER NEVER NEVER put Q-tips in your ears! A friend was cleaning his ear when the phone rang...

he turned to answer it and his elbow hit a door jamb. Goodbye ear.

[cherokeeprogressive]

39. You are correct and I am wrong.

Years ago my best friend was down on his luck and I offered him a bedroom we weren't using for anything other than storage. He was cleaning his ears with cheap q-tips my wife bought. So cheap that the end of the sticks weren't even barbed to keep the cotton wad to come off, and guess what? He stuck the q-tip in his ear canal and the cotton stayed behind when he pulled out the stick. He was in a total panic...

Good thing I had a good roach clip, I think it's called a hemostat?

[progdonkey]

24. It's Focker, as in Gaylord Focker...

Ben Stiller's character in Meet the Parents.

She was correctly quoting a movie line scripted for the exact reason that it sounds like fucker. Now, maybe it wasn't terribly smart of her to do so, because obviously few people get the reference (after all, DeNiro's lines are rarely ever quoted, you know), but she was absolutely not saying "fucker."

[Turborama]

29. Look, I've seen the film and

know the character's name, thanks. Do you think I've been living in a cave with OBL for the past 8 years, or something?

I replayed that comment numerous times and it sounds like "fucker" to me and I found it hilarious and kind of sexy.

If it sounds like "focker" to you, cool.


JEEZ! What is it with all these people rabidly jumping to her defence? & Ditto to what IHNB said below.

[progdonkey]

41. we're "rabidly jumping to her defense" because she didn't say "fucker"...

Why is that so difficult to understand? The line is "Focker." She said, "Focker," and you keep declaring that she said "fucker" just so you can have your little laugh.

It's not even a matter of defending her--I would've LOVED it if she'd actually said "fucker"--but of pointing out that you're just being stubborn and immature to have a cheap laugh. It's one step below hearing "duty" and saying, "Heh, she said 'doody,' heh." At least there the words are actual homonyms. Still, when explained that it was "duty," only an idiot when continue on with "NO, IT'S 'DOODY!' HAHAHA, she said 'doody!'" Here, they even sound different, yet you continue to deny it, just so you can continue on with the laugh.

Maybe you honestly hear it as "fucker," but now just accept that you misheard and that she did not say that. There's no shame in admitting you're hearing something that's not there--the shame is continuing on with it.

[SpiralHawk]

2. Or are you a republicon homelander wide-stance diaper-sex freak

No matter. In either case, Jesus forgives you. And Jehovah, too. As well as the Holy Ghost. All the monotheistic Gods forgive all the people. Naturally.

[psychmommy]

4. dude looked insulted.

that make it even funnier.

[Crazy Dave]

6. She's fokking hot

[TreasonousBastard]

11. I'd Fokker.

[jeff30997]

23. I'd Fokker too !

Let's have a threesome. :P

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Two Faux newsbabes are posing for...

a portrait while the photographer is fadiddling around with his camera.

"So, what's taking him so long?"

"I think he's trying to focus."

"First he takes the picture, then he gets to focus."

[Wetzelbill]

15. she's mesmerizingly pretty

I almost hate myself for going into a trance whenever I see one of her clips.

[Turborama]

19. I have similar thoughts

The thing is, a pretty face and fear is all they've got to offer.

All style & playing with peoples emotions and no substance. etc

[CLANG]

36. Maybe so, but I wouldn't turn away a blowjarb from her!

[humbled_opinion]

20. Eye of the beholder....

I guess :eyes:

I just find everything about her fake and forced. She is most likely a horribly depressed woman. She is overly dramatic while reporting the news. I find this very unappealing but to each his own I guess.

[Dave From Canada]

21. Thanks Dr. Freud. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

34. well yeah faked and forced

But pretty. She's visually appealing, I'm not talking about her whole Sylvia Plath-ish existence.

You are waaaay reaching by saying she's horribly depressed, there is no way you can know or tell that. :eyes:

[Ticonderoga]

37. Well she's kinda cute

untill she opens her mouth....then she's nothing but a freakin buzzkillin freakshow

[Politicalboi]

16. I thought the movie was called

Meet the Fockers

[CLANG]

18. That was the sequel

[MrMickeysMom]

22. "Are you a professional, Fucker?"

Apparently, not.

[jeff30997]

25. A professional Fucker? "Apparently, not."

Are you saying that he's not a whore? :P

[MrMickeysMom]

35. AAHHH.... the power of...

a COMMA!

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

40. Lol!

Such a little thing yet so powerful. :)

[Piewhacket]

26. Yup, she's totally and awesomely cute.

My teen neighbors practice such things... practice practice....

I tell them, NO its whats on the inside that counts!
But they know I lie. Of course I lie, I'm a adult!
Cuteness counts. Cuteness is fun.
Cuteness is survival and success in a dangerous world.

Anyway, do they listen to me? Noooooooo.....
Thankfully.

[RollWithIt]

27. Fokker, not Fucker, Fokker.... didn't you see Meet the Parents?

Anyways, she's fucking hot.

[HughBeaumont]

30. Pretty nice looking .. . buuuuuuuut she works for the arm of the RNC so . .. bye bye.

[Best_man23]

42. I want to know the Mother Fokker who put this piece together