TYT: Republican doofus gets taken for a ride

[Wetzelbill]

Run time: 06:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqQYHBUlfg0   Posted on YouTube: September 18, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: September 18, 2008 By DU Member: Wetzelbill Views on DU: 10490

 
Ok, I think it's pretty nonpartisan to say that this guy is a jackass.

[zbdent]

1. too funny ...

bet he's lying to the police about the value of the personal property ...

I mean, what's a little insurance fraud for a Repuke?

Bet he filed a report to hide the fact that he spent his "load" on a hooker, after flashing around a bunch of money ...

[King Coal]

2. This is why I love TYT.

[jph wacheski]

3. Couldn't have happend to a nicer guy! :D

He has more karma coming his way,. talking like that. Much more. . ,
"Bomb them from the air,. no troops,." what a brave little deatheater. Burn in hell dim-wit!

[CaptJasHook]

69. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with

great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

[Liberal Dose]

4. Why can't any of these people pronounce nuclear? nt

[LaStrega]

28. My thoughts exactly! What a tool ... n/t

[SeattleVet]

54. His website resume says he's "Moderately fluent in Spanish and Russian"

It's English he seems to be having the problem with.

'nukular' & 'strategical'?

Good grief!

[Kokonoe]

5. tyt is, um cool

yes I think it is so.

[Dollface]

6. So that's what a dickweed looks like. Sometimes, Karma really sucks.

[ihavenobias]

7. K & R, to the greatest

[Wetzelbill]

8. I couldn't wait to get this one up, lol

I know you bide your time later on in the day. :)

[ihavenobias]

9. Oh, not at all!

I don't mind other people posting TYT clips, it's not like I own them! :)

My only issue is when (some) people post several at one time, or they post a TYT clip and then post a bunch of other clips right after (which pushes the clip off the homepage faster, etc.).

Great clip, thanks for posting.

[Wetzelbill]

12. no I know

I just can't resist giving people hell. I am glad you told me about not posting right in a row like that, I usually just post several videos in a row, now I pace myself, lol.

[cyndensco]

10. When Cenk? set up the story - the guy having been drugged and robbed -

I thought there would be no one who could deserve such treatment. After watching his interview, I agree it couldn't have happened to a better person. Change is less taxes and more war?? What an idiot!

[Wetzelbill]

13. I want to think it's a bad thing

But then I remember his interview and what a jackass the guy was and I can't help myself. At least he didn't get hurt or anything, thank God for that, I wish that on nobody, but getting robbed like that is effing funny. Especially since he thought he was about to get some, lol.

[Amonester]

41. Yes, at least he didn't get hurt, but the million poor dead...

burnt alive, or robbed innocent Iraqis this POS has so much fun rooting for his beloved neo-Nazis like bu$h and mc$ame do to them.

What a sorry excuse for a human being. :puke:

Karma could still be worse to him and his ilk.

Here's to hoping it will (unless they "change"). :toast:

[butterfly77]

87. Exactly...

Just the fact that he was so happy and joyful about blowing up millions of people and acting as though they were nothing but some little specks on a map makes me feel no sympathy at all for him, as far as I am concerned it should have been worse...

[quiet.american]

11. Gabriel Schwartz -- an example of excrement reincarnated as a human being. nt

[Plucketeer]

14. "reincarnated as a human being"

didn't you mean to say "reincarnated as a Republickan"?

[quiet.american]

19. That works, too. nt

[blondeatlast]

48. A really crappily dressed one, too. If theat one came up to me in a bar

I could not contain my snrak (although I'd verbally play with it first).

I know, I'm soooo bad....

[snake in the grass]

15. There is justice in the universe.

This is the most beautiful story I have heard in a very long time.

[provis99]

16. did this Schwartz guy get his clothes from the Goodwill store?

Hey Schwartz, the 1980's are calling: they want their clothes back.

[grace0418]

77. Apparently he paid A LOT of money to look like that much of a tool. Of course, he

opens his mouth and it's immediately apparent that he's a complete idiot so it should be no surprise he'd get suckered at the designer version of Chess King.

[Crowman1979]

17. OMG! It's Cenk's evil neocon twin!

He looks like Cenk, only shorter! LOL

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. You guys are all a bunch of liberal hypocrites...........

HaHa.............just kidding

:rofl:

I think it needs to be pointed out this douche-bag is an "evil trial lawyer." Please show him some deference as he graduated in the top 33% of his class - per his website resume.

The video on his website is a must see. Dare I say, worthy of a beating in and of itself?

If I didn't know better, I would swear this commercial was a joke.

http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html

[Wetzelbill]

23. I hope she stole his suit from that video

Good lord, that's awful.

[ironflange]

49. Wow, the top 33%! McCain has him beat, though. . .

He graduated in the top 95% of his class!

[enki23]

70. i don't think he did, actually

he was within ten of the bottom, on a list of over eight hundred. he didn't make the 5th percentile.

[ironflange]

96. Wow!

The top 99%! That's even better!!!11

[progdonkey]

53. going after the insurance companies?

Is he so stupid that he didn't know that that was the Republican Convention? Filled with insurance company execs and their girlfriends?

Or, is he like a "trojan insurance lawyer"? Like, he gets clients who want to get money out of insurance companies, and his job is to get them to settle for lower settlements than they would have if they'd gone to a "real" lawyer? (I know, sounds ridiculous, but... hello. ;-) )

Oh! Maybe the prostitute was an employee of an insurance company, and she was tasked with taking back the money he'd won from the insurance companies for various clients (like the employees of the oil companies who were fucking and doing drugs with the Interior Dept. employees). :P

Or maybe he's just a scruple-less little douche who knows he can make money taking on insurance companies, but loves the way they themselves are trying every tactic to amass wealth.

[pleah]

20. Where did he get that kind of money?

This young thug doesn't look or act smart enough to have a job that pays that kind of money.

Toooo funny!

[Wetzelbill]

21. just another liberal trial lawyer

:)

[Hassin Bin Sober]

22. See his ambulance chaser video:

http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html

[pleah]

25. Holy shit!

Who'da thunk that guy could be a lawyer!:wow:

[VeggieTart]

47. My computer was acting up, so I watched after my other post

I have one thing to say:

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Guy has a penchant for tacky clothes, huh?

[TankLV]

56. mummy and daddie...?

[ThatsMyBarack]

24. Hey, Gabie! Get thee to an Army Recruiting Center!

If you love WAR that much, go fight it, ya schmuck! :nuke:

[bulloney]

60. Exactly! This self-absorbed doofus talks tough, but I'd like to hear his response if you'd ask him

to contact his local military recruiter and request an Iraqi tour.

And where did he get all of that money and jewelry the woman stole from him? That's just what he carried with him to the convention.

It wouldn't surprise me if he's one of these people who live off credit to make themselves seem swanky.

[muntrv]

26. Drop this doofus over Iran.

:evilgrin:

[Pastiche423]

27. OMG! This is too hysterical!

I had no idea Bernie was the idiot that got robbed. Having already seen his previous video, I doubled over in laughter when Cenk showed who it was.

Sometimes the Cosmos gives us treats to enjoy. This is wonderfully one of those times.

[Wetzelbill]

29. I can't quit watching this

lol

[Pastiche423]

33. It's too perfect not to keep watching it. lol

In the thread of his original interview, there were comments about his clothes/jewelry. I highly doubt anyone would have guessed they amounted to $200K.

Could anyone have hoped it would have been a bigger schmuck than Gabriel Nathan Schwartz? That's about as Instant as Karma gets.

And the cherry on top - He did NOT get laid. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

36. I read in a comment somewhere he said the lesson was men could get date raped too

:rofl:

Well since he didn't get raped, I'm going to say the lesson here is to not be a douchebag, but I digress.

He's like the perfect storm of idiocy and arrogant smarminess. You can't help but laugh at this! Honestly, if I watched a liberal acting like a dick like he was in that interview and then he got robbed later, I'd laugh too. I guess a liberal wouldn't be doing the warmongering, but you know something else. lol

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Wow - he graduated in the TOP 33% of the University of Denver Law School.

Geez, that's high qualification for supra intelligence right there!

I bet those Harvard guys - like Obama - are shaking in their boots.


Gosh, in the top 33% of the 88th best law school in the country. That's an accomplishment.

[Wetzelbill]

31. I'd bet he would like to pick Monica Goodling's brain

talk shop and so forth. And somehow make each other even more stupid in the process.

[zbdent]

34. Well, we all know that this guy is so much more qualified to hold office

than some stupid Harvard top graduate ...

[OhioChick]

32. Bookmarked for the a.m.

This one I "must" see. :)

[Wetzelbill]

37. it's great

Well worth it. :)

[sasquatch]

35. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl:

[Tunkamerica]

38. his resume with email

resume

[Lydia Leftcoast]

39. Wait, he has a bazillion dollar NECKLACE and bazillion dollar EARRINGS?

Is he sure that was a woman he took to his hotel room? Or is that just the cover story for the folks back home?

[Tunkamerica]

40. and here's the "commercial" for his firm with him in a bright red blazer

[riverwalker]

42. Karma. It's a beautiful thing. n/t

[valerief]

43. What a waste of oxygen this POS is. nt

[VeggieTart]

44. Would I be an evil bitch if I said he asked for it?

And what's with that getup? Did he take a wrong turn at Albucoique for the Elvis impersonators convention? I felt like screaming for the fashion police to take this guy away.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And maybe it's his snotty attitude, but he is fugly. As for the inability to pronounce nuclear properly, I have a friend who grew up in Colorado, and she can't pronounce it properly either. Maybe that's why they think Obama's elitist--because he says nu-cle-ar instead of nuke-you-lar.

And I agree that anyone so enthusiastic about war should sign the fuck up and go fight it. Put your money where your mouth is, you rotten excuse for a human being. :grr:

[blondeatlast]

50. Evil bitches unite! I had the same thoughts... nt

[ironflange]

45. Hahaha! What a douchebag!

He even said "nucular!"

And as for the girl - - come on, which one of you was it? Fess up! Who was in Minnesota that night?!?

[bitchkitty]

46. What a stupid punk-ass wiener.

I don't believe his robbery story - I think he's running a scam. I seriously doubt that he had $120,000 worth of jewelry on him. He may have ownership of several valuable pieces, but there's no freaking way he'd take them to the convention - obviously he didn't have a wife or girlfriend with him.

Sell the jewelry, go out of town and tell a convenient tale of a robbery, and get double your money from the insurance. Someone like this, with no regard whatsoever for human lives, will rip off an insurance company in a New York minute.

[Politicalboi]

57. I wonder if the hotel

Had camera's in the hallway. I bet your right there is no girl or it's someone he knows and they plotted it. Maybe it's a man LOL! And so gung ho to protect Israel why doesn't he move there they need him.

[jdadd]

68. Ding Ding Ding Ding......

We have a winner folks....This guy makes his living scamming insurance companies.....

[JoeySoCal]

51. Your the best, Cenk. Your analysis is perfection.

And you said it all.

[JI7]

52. HAHAHHAH

the guy looks like an asshole also.

[Pete2069]

55. Now you can understand why These war criminals are receiving votes.

Reputes home of the ... ..... (fill in the blanks any way you
wish)

[kmdemqueen]

58. TYT

wHAT A GREAT EPISODE. That boy/man is a poster boy of why we should not have any repukes ever again.

[The Wizard]

59. He left out the part

where he woke up with a used rubber in his mouth and a broom stick in his ass.
What lame ass law firm keeps this moran on the payroll?
Some people just need a good beating.

[VeggieTart]

75. I think he owns the law firm or is an original partner

The cute little ambulance-chaser ad says it's the law firm of Someschmuck and Schwartz. He clearly couldn't keep a job otherwise.

[The Wizard]

91. Let's conduct a poll

to predict when he gets disbarred. This guy is a walking ethics violation.

[bulloney]

94. From the law firm of Weel, Screwem & Howe.

[Ganja Ninja]

61. I don't buy the guys story.

I still say he blew it all on crack and had to come up with this story to explain it to whoever's money he lost.

[mwb970]

62. What an idiot.

I watched 30 seconds of the actual interview before bailing on this foolish jerk. What gives with the silly smirk? I wish that woman had been Lorena Bobbitt!

[Wetzelbill]

67. She didn't have tweezers and a magnifying glass handy nt

[ihavenobias]

Please tell me you watched the whole TYT clip...Cenk weighs in AFTER the short interview! n/t

Run time: 06:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqQYHBUlfg0   Posted on YouTube: September 18, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: September 19, 2008 By DU Member: ihavenobias Views on DU: 10490

 

[farmbo]

63. And a Chickenhawk to boot... Mr 'Bomb Iran, Baby' never served.

eom

[burbank_spiffers]

65. The guy is totally disrespectful...

I saw this video yesterday, and it really pissed me off how he said "Less taxes, more wars!". I thought - how frickin' stupid can you be? Without taxes, more war will only further bankrupt our country (not that I'm a big proponent of war, of course).
However, on the Metro to the Pentagon today (where I catch a bus to my office), it occurred to me how very disrespectful the guy is of our men and women in uniform. Why the hell does this guy want more war? For the sake of war? He needs to shut up or suit up.

~Binkles

[YOY]

73. He thinks the oil fields we "plant a flag in" will pay for it.

He's a bigger fool than most for assuming anything of the sort.

[Eugenian]

64. He looks like

a cheesy Elvis impersonator.

(That's redundant, isn't it?)

[cayuga]

66. My bet is that the prostitute was a male. n/t

[YOY]

74. If it were. It wouldn't be any less or more funny.

It would only make him a hypocritical log cabin Republican.

[baldguy]

71. I'll bet you $120K that Gabriel doesn't know the meaning of "irony".

[YOY]

72. I hope he was half tanked for that interview because if sober his answers are lacking

Lacking the political spin and pseudopatriotic excuses for their actions...he was being direct. That's refreshing...

Of couse the answers he gave are his own. Drunk are not.

What an asshammer...."Less taxes more war..." yeah, worked like a f***ing charm last two times, no?

[L. Coyote]

76. This guy could be the Republican mascot!

as a real pig!

[bikebloke]

78. Tough talk from mommy's big brave boy.

I knew a chump like him, when I was working on an Israeli kibbutz. He was in the ulpan (hebrew school) learning hebrew so he could join the Israeli army, kill arabs, and live in Israel the rest of his life. Always the tough macho talk, which the rest of us rolled our eyes at. So he went into the army. Two weeks later, he quit and moved back to Brooklyn. A chickenshit loud mouth.

[Eugenian]

95. "Two weeks later, he quit and moved back to Brooklyn."

I'm guessing boot camp in the Israeli Army is no kibbutz.

[dhpgetsit]

79. Fools like that

ought to be drafted into a special branch of the army to be used as cannon-fodder and target practice.

But don't waste good uniforms on them. They would be constantly soiled in the back side.

[Downtown Hound]

80. Hey punk ass, you're young and in shape

Instead of getting worked over by women at political conventions, go out and enlist and fight some of these wars you love so much.

[BREMPRO]

81. sounds like this tool inflated the value of his possessions for insurance money.

I hope they nail him for fraud and put his arrogant dumb ass in jail.

[Barrymores Ghost]

82. This tacky, snot-nosed little ambulance-chaser is too stupid to be a mere idiot.

1) "nucular" - Uhmmm....okay, Mensa.
2) "strategical" - not even a word, Perry Mason.
3) He wants us to take Iran with nothing but airpower and "plant a flag" WITH NO TROOPS?!?!? Who do we send then, the UPS guys? Iron Man?
4) Yes, we are still in Germany and Japan...as GUESTS under treaty and military cooperation. If they want, they can kick our butts out any time. Ever hear of Subic Bay, moran?

[navarth]

83. Poetic. Justice. It's a thing of beauty when it happens.

k & r

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

84. I played this mess of a human...

For a fellow reformed drunk, a big-wig AA guy who goes out and gives talks to AA groups all over the east coast(He gave me a ten year coin while I was there. I have only been to two meetings. Never did the program. Just have been non-drinking and pretty successful at it for 10 years. The coin came from Dr. Bob's grave. How cool!).

He, like me, was under the considered and well-experienced opinion that this guy was toasted. Most likely a delightful soucon' of chronic, a couple of lines and a few vodkas or bourbons on the rocks to tie it all together.

But make no mistake: this guy was wrecked.

[Barrymores Ghost]

86. No doubt in my mind that you are spot-on...

This douchebag stayed downtown when the rest of his goose-stepping delegate klan were lodged at the Hilton miles away, because he didn't want to be recognized while he was getting his drink on and trying to get laid.

[Maestro]

85. Could not have happened to a nicer guy!

:rofl:

[Barrymores Ghost]

88. OMG!!!!! Read the comments section at Wonkette!!!

If these don't leave you with a triple-hernia from laughing, I can't imagine what will:

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal

[Wetzelbill]

89. "This might be the guy that Jesus would torture."

:rofl:

[Barrymores Ghost]

90. Or the One by SayItWithWookies:

"I’m going to send him a t-shirt that says 'I paid $300 for this rape kit and all I got was anal warts. And this lousy t-shirt.'"

[Downtown Hound]

92. I think Jesus already did.

:rofl:

[SomeGuyInEagan]

93. Check out his law firm's commerical ...

http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html

Nice jacket, Gabe.

[XanaDUer]

97. kick!

it gave me a smile. :D

[sakabatou]

98. LMFAO