A little funny for the morning

[madokie]

had to change a couple names

A U.S Army squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Soldier in similar but less serious state.

The Soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men the squad leader asked the injured Soldier what had happened.

The Soldier reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road".

I yelled to him that "Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag",
and he yelled back that "Senator Hastert is a good-for-nothing, fat,
right wing neo-con, drunken murderer".

So I yelled that "Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
george bush"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

[meganmonkey]

1. LOL!

Thanks madokie! It is important to laugh in the midst of this madness, so thanks!

[RobertSeattle]

2. Senator Hastert?

Pretty good though.

[madokie]

6. you're right I shoulda used cheney, what the heck was I thinking.

[lvx35]

3. hehehe! that's great!

I'm gonna have to email this one to a few friends... :)

[medeak]

4. a good one! n/t

[Cocoa]

5. I love it

:-)

[roguevalley]

7. Bwahaha! That is so great. Now go watch Alito's wife sitting through

his hearings. I think she can speak to that truck running over you concept. :evilgrin:

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Great one!

[in_cog_ni_to]

9. LOL....funny!

:thumbsup: