On the
Sail Away album from 1972, Randy Newman expressed how ChimpCo apparently views the rest of the world. This is Newman at his cynically best,
Political Science
by Randy Newman
No one likes us-I don't know why.
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try.
But all around, even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful.
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them.
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old;
Africa is far too hot;
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia.
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an All American amusement park there.
They got surfin', too.
Boom goes London and boom Paris.
More room for you and more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free.
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow.
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now.
I posted this in another thread earlier today, but thought it deserved wider exposure.