CAPTION for your health...

[Crankie Avalon]

"And with one stroke of a keyboard it's no benefits for you, oldtimer.
Heheheheheh, just kidding...(whispers to staffer) Psst--no, I'm not.

[AndyA]

1. "Just take the damn picture already. I'm tired of standing here with this

fossil, and this program was never really meant to work in the first place anyway. I hate old people. Except for mom and dad, of course. But they don't need Medicare."

[Kikosexy2]

2. We're checking....

out MySpace.com to hook me up with some 14 year nympho. Ya' know a young chick-a-dee can't resist the preznit..

[windy252]

3. lol

Now I need to clean my brain.

[GeorgeGist]

4. smirking to his minders "heh, heh,

this old fart fell for it"

[Jigarotta]

5. Woman at keyboard: yes, your insurance covers brain transplants.

Mr B, you can upgrade to a slug at no extra premium charges.