Oh Come All Ye CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is loudly humming the commercial for the Hero Cowboy Barbeque Rig Special for Father's Day from Buckin' Landry's Hardware Store, while pretending to be humming it accidentailly.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

1. He is not!

He's either covering the white glump Tom DeLay deposited on is chin or the white powdery substance under his nose.

[LuCifer]

2. I was thinking he's probably covering up...

Herr Rove's ball-print on his chin...

[boobooday]

3. Laura, cast that greasy eyeball over toward Jesse

Give him the double-dog skull and bones super-secret evil mama hex!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. "No Laura, you may not throw grenades at the audience"

:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

5. W. is trying to irritate Laura by singing under his breath, but louder

and louder, a stupid, repititious ditty: "Where's my gameboy? Oh, where's my gameboy?"

(Will she give in? Stay tuned.)

[Lefty48197]

6. Dick says he has the helicopter waiting at the WH.

All I have to do is thank my staff, give a short speech and wave a tearful goodbye, and then our long national nightmare will be over Pickles.

[skip fox]

7. W. is whispering to Laura: "I'm wearing my thong. Give you any

ideas?"

[Zorra]

8. Laura: "That asshole makes me sick. I need a man, dammit!"

[skip fox]

9. W. is whispering to Laura: "He who dealt it smelt it."

And Laura is thinking, "Christ, it's enough having to put up with that flatulant asshole, but to hear his third-grade jingles and to see him smirk like a cretin after everything he says . . . well, sometimes I thank the Democrats for insituting a 3-day waiting period to buy a gun. Otherwise, I might have . . ."

[mandyky]

10. Was this at Corretta Scott King's funeral?

It look like he told Laura to make a "lemon" face.

[Ksec]

11. "psst Laura, did you bring my Depends?"

[rug]

12. "But, Laura, Condi only used her hand."

[Rocknrule]

13. "What can I do to fuck THIS event up?"