Hey everybody there's a new dance in town, it's called 'The Step Down',

[mopaul]

and it's goin' around!

all ya' gotta do is loosen up your back,
then you step right out of your stretch cadillac,
then ya' walk to the podium wearin' a frown,
and ya' go all weepy and ya' say 'I'm steppin' down'.

[katinmn]

1. Do the step down

do-do-do-do
do the step down

[KarenS]

2. Wah,,,, Wah,,,, Wah,,,, Do the StepDown. n/t

[SpiralHawk]

7. Hold out your hand, and wiggle your gland

Everybody -- that means you, too, Jeff Gannon -- do the Step Step Step down...

[mopaul]

3. when you're caught red handed & the chips are down,

and nobody knows that you've been wired for sound,
and the special prosecuter's on your trail like a hound,
then maybe it's time for you to do the step down!

[mopaul]

4. hey dick'n'dubya do ya' hear that sound?,

there's a whole lotta worryin' in d.c. town,
do like tricky dicky and delay the clown,
do us all a favor and proceed to step down!

[mopaul]

5. do the step down cause it's easy to do,

tom delay did it and duke cunningham too,
you can even have your family on the stage with you,
steppin' down in disgrace is what republicans do!

[mopaul]

6. steppin' down from office is the latest craze,

when you can't negotiate the growing scandal maze,
it's not just a fad or a passing phase,
you can get a mugshot like tom delay's!

[OxQQme]

10. ba-da-bing ba-da-boom

you swept us off our feet
the lies were really neat
now if you'd only go
we could get on with the show
do the step down, yeh, do the step down

[SpiralHawk]

8. Step down, Scooter Around

The proles all know you're a bunch of corrupt clowns...*

Go mopaul, go - play that Corrupto-phone for the korrupt kabal & krewe



* Not exactly Iambic Pentameter, but what the Hell...

[mopaul]

9. with hip hop, you can stretch the Iambic Pentameter a bit

and also with polka and squaredance calling.

[SpiralHawk]

13. Is the "Boot Scooter Boogie" passe?*

* pardon my French

[mopaul]

11. steppin' down is theraputic if ya' want it to be,

and your patriotic duty to your great coun-tree,
you can step down gracefully don't ya' see,
cause you gotta spend more time with your family!

[annabanana]

12. It's the latest thing... sweeping the Capital!

(it's got a great beat!)

[TahitiNut]

14. Ya gotta step down, turn around, grap a pile of cash ...

Stuff it in your pockets and add it to your stash!

[mopaul]

15. you take a billion dollars and you pass it all around,

that's what it's all a-bout