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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 04:59 PM
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Top Ten excuses for Scott McClennan to call off work tomorrow
I know if I were him...I'd be thinking of something.

10. TIVO broke, had to watch Today Show live.
9. Avian Flu symptoms, no reason to panic though.
8. Jeff Gannon was late picking him up.
7. Front yard was TP'd again last night by those "Kucinich kids".
6. His wife misplaced his flag lapel pin.
5. Got bad info from bogus e-mail about the next White House firing.
4. Thought he saw Jack Abramoff driving by "casing" his house.
3. Early morning collect call from "Duke" had to run him a carton of smokes.
2. Felt he should spend more time with his family.
1. ?

As you can see, I need one more.
I bet someone out there has one.
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Janice325 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 05:00 PM
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1. "I quit!"
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 05:03 PM
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2. Or, "He's been shitcanned!"
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 05:17 PM
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3. Ann Coulter called
she wants to come over and try on your jockey shorts.
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DLnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 05:18 PM
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4. Felt he should spend more time with his lawyers?
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