Props to MnFats...Steve Martin's hilarious take on O'Liely

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

I found this thanks to MnFats OP.

Leap Second Lovers Are Traitors Says Bill O'Reilly

"This year's leap second is an assault on the American public," says commentator Bill O'Reilly. "The reason the leap second is even being proposed is because of America Haters, because of Iraqi hate mongers, and let's be honest, Shiites. Why would you add a second to the year unless you're an anti-American hate monger?

I remember liberals at a party saying, 'let's add a second to the year' and I was the only one who spoke up against it. Why would they want to add a second to the year? Because it gives them a second longer to hate Bush.

>snip
"I am so so so so upset with these people, who actually believe their ideas, yet, I have no hate in my heart. I am a simple guy, who only has my own true beliefs and a few products that are my cornerstone to fight against the leap second poobah. Let me say it aloud: Leap Second, leap second, leap second. Doesn't it sound ugly?

"Please, don't let these Darwinian leap-seconders, who believe that the planets revolve around the sun, who believe that rocks are sedimentary, igneous and stalactites, who are innocent dim-wit believers in a faith bordering on hating everything religious like trees and fruitcake, yet, who don't believe in John 7:12:45:67:89, have their say.

Steve Martin completely captured the breathtaking idiotic blather of Billy.

Thanks again to MnFats for the original post! MKJ


edited to add: more at
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-martin/leap-second-lovers-are-tr_b_13068.html

[Mz Pip]

1. Happy Leap Second!

:party:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[FogerRox]

2. what really worries me is that

Bush has caused the earths spin to slow down

:sarcasm: proof of that is the need to add a second

[billybob537]

3. I don't need another second to hate *(

I've got a lifetime.

[applegrove]

4. I have an atomic alarm clock. O'Reilly will not make me late. I do that

myself quite regularly - I'm always a ten minute late type. A second will not matter.