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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:36 AM
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"Nothing worse than a woman know-it-all."
Actually, there is something worse: A misogynistic, right wing, scum sucking Texan turdball, who is so fucking corrupt that it boggles the mind.

And that goes doubly for the phony baloney, hypocritical talking head types that love to kiss the misogynistic, right wing, scum sucking Texan turdball's ass.

Fuck 'em all
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:41 AM
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1. I tell my wife that all the time
She says there's one thing worse. A male know-nothing.
the rat-man certainly fits that description.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:41 AM
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2. Today, I learned that uppitty is the worst... trumps all...
Grrrrrrr........
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newspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:41 AM
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3. thank you for pointing out the comment
first thing I thought "misogynist" ignorant blow hard.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:00 AM
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4. come on tell us how you really feel
i know you`re holding back
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:03 AM
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5. Unless you really need one
and then a smart woman with good common sense is the best person to have around.

Only stupid males abhor intelligent women. They make these guys look like the fools that they are and it pisses them off.

Wise men love wise women. :hug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:10 AM
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6. Well said, MrS!
A perfect description of that fuckhead, Tom Delay! :grr: :grr: :grr:

And now they are taking Ms. McKinney's case to a freakin' grand jury?????? Maybe she should have just shot someone like Cheney did. Oh wait. She's not the right color or gender. Never mind....
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:26 AM
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7. "Woman Smarter", lyrics, Harry Belafonte
My Mother would sing this song for me. And Life has proven this to be so true.
TominTib

Man Smart (Woman Smarter)
Harry Belafonte

Written by Harry Belafonte and Jack Segal

From his "Belafonte At Carnegie Hall" LP


I say
Let us put man and a woman together to find out which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no, the women got the men beat, they should know

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!), that's right, that's right

Ever since the world began, woman was always fooling man
And, if you listen to my bit attentively, I going tell ya how she smarter than me

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"

In the Garden of Eden Adam built a home, when he settle down Eve start to roam
Many a night he spent in pain <stops and laughs> whenever Eve was Abel, she was
raisin' Cain

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!), that's right that's right

Ya meet a girl at a pretty dance thinking that you would stand a chance
Take her home thinkin' she's alone <stops and laughs> open the door, ya find her
husband home

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"

I was treatin' a girl independently, she was makin' baby for me
When the baby born and I went to see <stops and laughs> the eyes of blue it was not
by me

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!)
That's right, the woman is (smarter!), that's right, that's right

Garden Of Eden was very nice, Adam never work in Paradise
Eve meets Nick, Paradise gone <stops and laughs> she make Adam work from that day
on

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in every way"

Methuselah spent all his life in fears, did without woman for 900 years
One day he decided to have some fun <stops and laughs> the poor man never lived to
see nine hundred and one

Ah, not me, but the people they say that the man has always led woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say "Smarter than the man in ev ery way"


TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: This is all that Harry sang in this specific performance and , during it, his backup orchestra chipped in with the (parentheticals.) Undoubtedly, given the "oral tradition" nature of calypso music, he must have sung it with many variations at other times.

Some KNOWN verse variations are:

Let us put men and women together, see which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no, women got the men like a puppet show.

Little boy sitting in the corner and cry, big man come and ask him why,
He said "I can't do what the big boys do", the man sat down and he cried too

Ever since the world began women been imitating the ways of men
But listen cause I've got a plan, give it up just don't try to understand

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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:41 AM
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8. Hear, hear.


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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:43 AM
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10. OMG! Those are great!
:applause: :applause: :applause:
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:47 AM
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11. Aw, thanks!
:toast:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:42 AM
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9. Who said that?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:08 AM
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13. Tom DeLay
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:49 AM
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12. Well, if we've got extra woman know-it-all's in Texas, I'm moving there.
I can't think of anything better than a smart person, and if she's a witty woman, count me in. Intelligence has to be one of the sexiest elements on the planet.
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DeltaLady Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:34 AM
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14. sleipnir, women in the south
are taught to hide their intelligence, bat their eyelashes and speak in honeyed tones. Their husbands have no idea how smart they are until the divorce and property settlement :eyes:
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 07:06 AM
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15. Tom Delay can kiss my brain!!! n/t
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 07:28 AM
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16. And what happens when they run Condi for Prez in 08, and portray
her as "very intelligent" . . . with her degrees and piano skills . . .
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