It's PUPPIES!!! FROM MEXICO!!!!! ON CNN!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

No shit.

They're doing a story on under aged puppies coming in from Mexico.

I have had it. I want to stop the world. I'm getting off.

(no war, no homelessness... It's all puppies from Mexico)

on edit:

I think they are doing cat juggling next week.

These people have surpassed whoredom.

[pstans]

1. Would they be legal immigrants?

:shrug:

[Cleita]

2. I don't think so. Arrest them! n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. Kill them!

Kill the Mexican Puppies!!!!!
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:sarcasm:

[savemefromdumbya]

3. DeLay is getting off the hook - puppies to the rescue!

[NorCalDem]

5. Coming up on the "The Situation Room" w/ Wolf Blitzer

[ChiciB1]

6. If This All Wasn't So Freaking Unrealistic It Might Be

laughable! We are literally living in the TWILIGHT ZONE!!

And if anyone ever watched any of "those" shows they always ended strangely! Or maybe we're being taken over by The Body Snatchers!! I only have questions anymore and NO answers!

Is this what Global warming does to a person?? Don't go to sleep tonight, they may get YOU!

I swear THEY must have implanted micro-chips into people's brains and have control over them! Oh, maybe THAT IS the answer, what else could it be??

Shut your eyes and click your heels and repeat after me... there's no place like home, there's no place like home! Yes, that's much better now.

Oh no, it didn't work!

[The Magistrate]

7. It Is A Re-Run To Boot, Sir

They were running that last week....

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Oh dear God. Tell me it ain't so!

[The Magistrate]

17. It Is, Sir

For reasons not worth going into, there has been no television on in our place since early last week, and my memory of the coverage remains distinct....

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Oh, dear Sir. There are so many reasons I live your posts.

[Gregorian]

8. Everybody sing...

I was never a Don Henley fan. But this came out a long time ago. It's hard to believe we can still be shocked by the cheap antics they call news. Is the head dead yet?



"I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
in her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!

[ChiciB1]

11. And We'll Never Get All That Laundry Clean Again! n/t

[Gregorian]

13. A big barrel of NEW concentrated Feingold might do the trick.

With added scent of Kucinich. :)

[ChiciB1]

15. And A Hefty Dose Of Conyers!

Sad that we have so little detergent to work with!

[benburch]

9. They are brought in for Cheney's "canned hunts"!

That's right! Easter Day this year he is hunting puppy dogs and adorable baby rabbits!

[eleny]

10. I hear Wolfie is taking up balancing plates on sticks

A really good shoo...

[OnyxCollie]

14. Puppies! Did they look like this?

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My dog's a Daddy!

[ChiciB1]

16. AAWWW... I Love Them! I Have A Female That Looks Like

one of those. Her name is Shawnee!

Congratulations!

[OnyxCollie]

19. Thank you!

Here's the proud papa!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

20. Congrats from a fellow Lab owner!

[OnyxCollie]

21. That's so cute!

Thank god for lil' puppies. No matter how crappy things are in the world, watching a bunch of furry little blobs squirming around on floor always cheers me up.

So, really, can we give CNN a pass on this once? (Okay, twice.) I'm despondent enough. Can't I just have a moment of happiness?

[Marie26]

23. Soooo cute! nt

[Marie26]

22. Stealing homes that could go

to good American puppies, I'm sure.