AGH! Ari Fleischer rises from the dead on CNN!

[Atman]

I looked up from the 'puter and saw Ari's shiney pate staring back at me. So what, Ari is a senior statesman based on the fact that he bailed on BushCo before he could be indicted?

Ari's Soiled Briefs

[CottonBear]

1. Noooooo!

:(

[Buck Rabbit]

2. Sheesh, where did I put my wooden stake?

[mmonk]

3. the heat must be off him

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. That's the reward

for cooperating with a Federal investigation.

[Teaser]

5. Silver Bullets...Check. Wooden Stake...Check.

Cross...Holy Water...all Check.

It's go time!

[KoKo]

6. ROFL....I noticed that ....did you count the times he said "Josh?"

Josh this....Josh that...like he was his "Roomie" or something.

I did wonder what was up with that. Ari the ever "Proud" guy who has hidden under the rocks since he resigned resurfaces to shill for his buddy by the first name..."Josh....Josh....Josh!"

I guess he got the word that he's off Fitz's list. :D

[KoKo]

7. I'll be "low"here and think that Ari is hawking for a HIGH PAYING JOB

with "Mr. Chimp." He sure didn't sound like he'd had time to think and turned Dem ..... He must be hurting for money...Maybe he's looking for McCain or some other Dem to hire him as THEIR PRESS SECRETARY.

Ari was a Sewer Rat.... McClellan is not up to Ari...but then Ari's Robot speech and silk suits and Gay Appeal was a let down when "ROBO SPEAK/BRAIN WIRED" McClellan took over.

It was an EASY TRADE OFF...Ari always looked like a "Day Trader" to me. Maybe Chimpo thought he was, too...preferring the more soft, round countours of McClelland's speak and physic.

Ari was a little too much for the Chimp....

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. 5 will get you 10...

He's got another book coming out soon.

[Dogmudgeon]

9. Senior Statesman? Or King Rat?

I'd say "King Rat".

--p!