My goodness, I just don't know what I am supposed to be scared of anymore

[NNN0LHI]

Is it the terra-ists? Or the DEADLY bird flu? Or is it the Mexicans I am supposed to be afraid of? I am not sure. I'm getting all confused now.

Don

[FormerRepublican]

1. Be scaird of Bush - it covers all bases.

[Avalux]

2. Pssst!!

I'll let you in on a little secret - there's nothing to be afraid of, except fear itself. ;-)

[rock]

7. And death

An afterthought of Churchill, according to "America the Book".

[Olney Blue]

3. You need to be afraid of EVERYTHING. Don't let up a minute!

[Stephanie]

9. We Are SAFER, But We Are NOT YET SAFE

Got it? George Bush is PROTECTING you, but you are in GRAVE DANGER.

[MadMaddie]

4. I am afraid of my heartburn from spicy foods right now...

I will be scared tomorrow....Terra...Terra..Terra...

[Rockholm]

5. The cabal certainly has a full arsenal to use.

Depending on the day, the news cycle or the general mood of the moment, these people can whip out any number of scenarios.
Example: Impending Indictments of Rove and Hadley? Well then, lets announce that bird flu has reached the East Coast. "Hundreds of (insert bird type here) were "found" dead on the shoreline of (insert beach)/(insert state).

[LuckyLib]

6. Yes, you're just running around in circles, with a new threat looming

on the horizon before the previous one is out of sight. Isn't that convenient?

[baldguy]

8. Everything the bushies tell you to be afraid of.

One week it could be flying rabid communist French pandas, another week it might be nuclear-armed gay Mexican Arabs, then maybe high school cheerleaders who show too much skin.

[CoffeeCat]

10. What's important...is that you realize that you must always be terrified..

If you find yourself slipping into a state of rest and comfort, please--find something to be terrified about and stay catatonic--until you feel really dependent upon the government.

Here are some things to be terrified about--in case you find yourself without fear:

Keep this list with you at all times!!

--Large, poisonous lizards
--Tidal waves
--The Ebola virus
--Tigers
--The dark
--Giant Squids
--Old men in black socks
--Alien
--Lead in paint
--Pirates
--Asbestos
--Soylent Green
--Grizzly Bears
--Rabies
--Flesh-eating disease
--Quicksand
--That clown under the kids' bed in "Poltergeist"
--Salmonella
--Rattlesnakes
--Asteroids
--Scorpions
--Drought
--Floods
--Fires
--Great White Sharks

[madrchsod]

11. it`s the "monk effect"

be scared of everything...

[0007]

12. Whatever was in that little vile that Colin Powell showed to

the world is what I'm scared of....