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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:03 PM
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Proof that people who like Newsmax are paranoid guys who can't get a date
Apparently, some Conservative men can't get a date, and it's all because of the Liberal Media.

Don't take my word for it, just watch this Newsmax ad.

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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:06 PM
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1. wow. even lamer than usual.
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 03:06 PM by Lerkfish
the ad, I meant, not you.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:08 PM
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2. Oy
What a world to live in.

Still, that's just like the Lie-beral media, isn't it? THey probably horde those secrets for themselves.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:10 PM
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4. Damn those liberals...
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 03:10 PM by LiberalVoice
and all their ass-getting! :P
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:09 PM
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3. Only one emoticon for that.
:puke:
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400Years Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:10 PM
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5. they hate us cause we get laid
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:12 PM
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6. But, hey, I thought Republicans were better lovers, at least acc'dng to GQ
Hmmmm
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:14 PM
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7. SO: Mean, dumb and hateful but you STILL can't get laid? Blame liberals.
I don't know who to feel sadder for:
the men who actually pay money to sign up for that service,
or the men men who pay money, sign up, and GET RESULTS.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:14 PM
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8. There has GOT TO BE market research saying Newsmax male readers
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 03:17 PM by Gman
are a good market to target. Apparently there is data somewhere saying that males that visit Newsmax must have certain characteristics that make placing this type of ad on Newsmax a good investment. There is data somewhere that is NOT biased. The profit motive knows no liberal or conservative bias. The profit motive only and solely seeks to maximize itself. So there is apparently a lot of truth in the statement that RW'ers can't get laid.
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:22 PM
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9. That is great!
rofl
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