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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:37 AM
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Andy Card to have emergency surgery!
To surgically take his lips off of Bush's ass.
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:38 AM
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1. doh! you got me
son of a bitch:rofl:
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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:39 AM
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2. Aint I a stinker?
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:42 AM
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4. thing is your right and that makes it even funnier n/t
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Sugarcoated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:41 AM
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3. For years Card has reminded me of someone and I finally figured out who
He looks like an older Balkie - that looney Bronson Pinchot character from the 80's, :+
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Suziq Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:48 AM
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5. I Understand . . . .
that is pretty extensive surgery! His lips totally encompass Chimpy's ass.

:rofl:
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:51 AM
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6. Or to have an immediate cranial-anus procedure
For those who do not understand medical terms, this is to remove his head from shrubs rectum... It has been up his ass for years.... Of course then they need to do surgery to remove brown stain from nose... He will be in the hospital for weeks....:rofl:
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:56 AM
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7. I cursed at him when he said that the sociopath in chief (my words)
is standing by his oath to defend the Constitution. It seemed more like a public BJ than ass kissing to me.
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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:08 AM
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8. Hey, Andy, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy now?
Every time I hear Andy Card's name, the same creepy memory comes to mind. A year or three ago, he was doing an interview and said that Bush sees himself as a father figure to the nation and sees all of us as his children.

Yes, that's what he said. He said that Bush sees himself as a father figure to the nation and sees all of us as his children.


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