My kingdom for a CAPTION!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. Iraq's down the tubes, Social Security won't fly, they caught me spying and now are going to ride herd on me, the planet's melting 'cause we got "global burning" the scientists say . . . Geez. It's hard to be up-beat. Gotta try to think of something positive like my mother said . . . ah . . . ah . . .ah . . . well, I can play with Barney when I get back to the White House and watch reruns of the 'Dukes of Hazard'. . . . There, I feel beter already."

[Quakerfriend]

1. No! Did he really say, "global burning"???

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "Damn, more than 3 syllables in this werd... lil help?"

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

3. "Gawd Has Once Again Locked The Lying's Jaws!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot..."

[babylonsister]

5. "I can hold my breath longer than you!" nt

[DemonFighterLives]

7. Yeah, he's holding his breath-

Until Uncle Dick or Sick Karl come running.
He does much better with his mouth shut!
Maybe Scalia can give everyone the finger for him.

[GOPFighter]

6. "Oh man, this is going to be a world class fart!"

:)

[electropop]

8. I'm stuffed! I can't eat one more forkful of puppy.

UuUuUuUUuUurrRrrrp

[riona]

9. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

[AndyA]

10. "Breathe...breathe...breathe. Oops, blink. Breathe...breathe..." n/m

[Catshrink]

11. HeHeHe I can make face farts...

can you do that, Dick?

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Geez. She asks the hardest questions. 'Who is your

favorite historical figure?' What the hell am I supposed to be, a rocket surgeon? . . . Wait, I know . . . Jesus. Yeah and I'll tell about that time he helped discover America when he was on the boat with George Washington on their way to someplace cold. Or about that time he charged up that Cuban hill with Teddy. Yeah, it'll be a cinch. Karl will be proud."

[flordehinojos]

13. should i let it out the back end or the face end?

a colostomy would be so much easier ... i wouldn't have to worry about which end to let it come out of...it would just pass so naturally so!

[screembloodymurder]

14. If Congress doesn't give me what I want

I'll hold my breath till I pass out.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. that's the same expression reagan had when

when the iran-contra scandal broke.

[madokie]

16. Those durn oxycontin sure makes a man constipated

that explains why he, dick and oxyrush are so mad all the time

[C_U_L8R]

17. pfffffffffffftttttttt

[skip fox]

18. W. is "thinking": "Geez. Now Andy's gone. What am I gonna do?

Andy would close down all access to the Oval Office just so I could sleep or play video games or watch 'Dukes' reruns and never told no one. He said that president business was hard or something and that I was working. Now he's gone. . . . Geez, what am I going to do?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

19. God Damn! I thought it was Laura's lipstick

but it was freaking SUPERGLUE!

[skip fox]

20. Nice. And nicely put.

:)

[misternormal]

21. Damn... My s**t really does stink.

[skip fox]

22. W. is "thinking": "Sh*t! I know I shouldn't read those captions of my

picture at Democratic Underground. Now I'm going to be down all day. . . . Geez, how can they be so mean? . . . (Sigh.)"

[skip fox]

23. W. is "thinking": "I know, if I was given three wishes, after I ate

a ton of ice cream and went on all the best rides ever, I'd wish for a hundred hundred thousand dollars with my last one. Boy . . . I ain't so dumb."