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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:21 PM
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Oh, cut the crap, bowtie boy!
I happened to catch Tucker Carlson promoting his TV show. Tucker, a sniveling little turd whose unending ass-kissing of the regime is what we have in lieu of journalism in these final days of Babylon was raving “In one of the most inspiring images to come out of the Iraq War, a Marine, injured by an IED, turns and gives the Insurgents the finger!”

You don’t say! There have been a lot of images out of this war, although maybe they’ve been a little short on inspiration. All those pictures of liberated Baghdad dissolving into an orgy of looting… nothing to write home about there. And Commander Codpiece strutting on the aircraft carrier, proclaiming Mission Accomplished… what was that, almost three years ago? Yeah, let’s forget that. The pictures from Abu Ghraib? Don’t even go there! Actually, I hate to disappoint Tucker Carlson and the rest of the war whores, but inspiring images from wars look something like this:


This…



…not so much.

After all, any dickhead can flip you off.



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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:26 PM
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1. Occupiers can't figure out why they are hated...
Fucking idiots.
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:30 PM
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2. Well put !
One wonders how much time Carlson spent serving his country? From what I can see about the same amount of time Dick has.....zipppo! This college dropout isn't even worth the band with I'm using up in this post. Time to move on.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:30 PM
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3. How are we to know that finger is meant for the insurgency?
That could be a "good riddance" to a military that couldn't supply him with a fresh pair of pants!

:headbang:
rocknation
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:32 PM
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4. Why doesn't he report on the marines that don't flip the bird?
he's always so negative!!! :evilgrin:
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:13 PM
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7. That's such a good point
Damned liberal media again. Always focusing on the negative.
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:33 PM
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5. What is it with these guys?
Bush - flip the bird (fuck you)
Cheney - "go fuck yourself"
Scalia - the italian handsignal for "fuck off"
Tucker - is inspired by someone flipping the bird

Don't any of those boys get any?
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:50 PM
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6. A definite sign of Erectile Dysfunction
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:27 PM
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8. Shameless daytime kick
:dem:
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:48 PM
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9. Compared to most of the images coming out of Iraq ...
it is the most inspiring.

It beats out the torture photos.
It beats out the photo of the little girl covered in her parents blood and crying.
It even beats out the photo of the chimp and the plastic turkey.
That's inspiration for a right wing douchbag nowadays.
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