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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:43 PM
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Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 04:43 PM by NNN0LHI
http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S15104.html?cat=1

<snip>Meanwhile, Iraq's national security ministry issued a statement warning citizens of the mostly Sunni neighborhood of Yarmouk that insurgents were placing explosives in boxes of candy.



I guess when the Iraqis begin using shtick from old Mel Brooks movies that must be a sign of their desperation? Yea, thats the ticket.
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:44 PM
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1. MEL BROOKS IS A TERRORIST!!!
Too fucking...I dunno. I just dunno. Ya know?

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:49 PM
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5. Mongo would be better off on a camel in that terrain!
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 04:50 PM by MADem
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:51 PM
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7. CAMELS ARE WMD!!!
Did you forget that already??! Shame on you!

Camels of mass destruction, screech the incredibly hilarious freeps.

Gawd that cracks me up! :rofl:
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:51 PM
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6. why do you hate Brooks so? Are you a terra-ist?
Do you hate him for his freedoms?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:45 PM
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2. Mongo like candy.
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 06:15 PM
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20. "Piss on you, I'm workin for Mel Brooks" n/t
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 06:15 PM by Kingshakabobo
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:05 PM
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25. "Ah blow it out your ass, Howard."
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:46 PM
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3. What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin'on?!
Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes. :rofl:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:48 PM
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4. I do not know about candy. I clicked on this
expecting some porn.
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:52 PM
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8. LOL!!!
*snort*
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:11 PM
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23. Hmmm.... Me too.
I wonder why....
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:22 PM
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9. Candy, candy, candy...
Mmmm....
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:24 PM
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10. What next, flaming bags of doggy doo?
Exploding birthday cake candles? Exploding cigars?

Maybe we should ban all Mel Brooks and Looney Toons films from Iraq.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:35 PM
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11. Nah, all 1 flavor at Howard Johnson's...
:rofl:
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bee Donating Member (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:38 PM
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12. explosives in boxes of candy = candygram for mongo?!
Im sure youre just 'joking' but thats a fucked up thing to say. Especially about another DUer... agree with his views or not.
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:40 PM
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13. You either missed the movie or you are pulling my leg. Which is it? n/t
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:44 PM
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14. LOL, I always did say Mongo would make a better President..
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 05:45 PM by opihimoimoi
He knows the meaning of Life...he admits to being only a PAWN...


Bush NOT will admit to being one...
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bee Donating Member (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:48 PM
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16. lol. sorry. I thought you were talking about DU Mongo.
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 05:50 PM by bee
doh! :banghead:

adding: its my b-day. too much of this :beer: forgive me! :rofl:
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 06:09 PM
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18. I do stuff like that all the time myself and Happy Birthday too n/t
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:45 PM
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15. "explosives in boxes of candy"
That's not Mel Brooks. That's Viet Cong. Ground glass in bottles of Coca Cola. Etc.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:49 PM
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17. "This frigging war is warped. Why do I always get the warped one?"
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 09:25 PM
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22. LOL!!!
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 09:25 PM by Rude Horner
This thread has really got me in the mood for that movie!

"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!" :rofl:
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 06:13 PM
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19. Can I Get That Delivered On One Of Sadam's Exploding Camels?
I'm just waiting for the History Channel series on this..."Saddam's Sadistic Assortment"... :rofl:

But then I keep waiting for the day someone starts a terror threat rumor involving plastic explosives and women's internal sanitary devices...and the ensuing fun at the airports.

Now...we finally have an exit strategy. We build a seperate Baghdad so we fool the insurgents into not attacking the real Baghdad...then we all go to lunch and have a pie fight!

Works for me...
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 06:22 PM
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21. Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you!
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raysr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:20 PM
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24. I wonder if * has surpassed the
number of deaths linked to Saddam yet? What I don't get about the freepers is they HATE muslims, arabs, so why would they support a war that SUPPOSEDLY is helping the people they hate? Why not cut Saddam loose and go home? He knows how to bring Iraq back together. Must be a "pride" thing with *.
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