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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:29 PM
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Flying Spaghetti Monster on front page of usatoday.com
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 03:32 PM by MGKrebs
Headline links to here:
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-03-26-spaghetti-monster_x.htm

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, Earth and its creatures after drinking heavily from heaven's beer volcano."
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:32 PM
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1. This is an elaborate April Fools Day set up...
dontcha think?
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:32 PM
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2. oops
spoiler alert?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:33 PM
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3. No hoax
The book comes out this week.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:36 PM
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5. Not a joke. Go here and pick up all of your FSM gear
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 03:40 PM by Lochloosa
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:42 PM
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23. done!
I ordered me some bumper stickers. AAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:49 PM
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10. Blasphemer!!!
Speed thee to hell!
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:35 PM
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4. oh, blessed is the beer volcano, for it provides suds for true believers
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:37 PM
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6. R'amen to that! nt
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tatertop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:56 PM
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19. R'amen Brother!
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:58 PM
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25. I just spit out a little grilled chicken. Warning: do not read this
comment while enjoying your dinner.

Good stuff.
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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:40 PM
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7. Great - Now everyone will be jumping on the
FSM bandwagon... ;)
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:43 PM
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8. Arghh! it's not a bandwagon...
it's a pirate ship!!!
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:48 PM
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9. K&R for His Noodly appendage!!!!
This is HUGH!!1!!!one!!!
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:03 PM
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11. Hee hee hee! Great article, complete with petulant whining...
... from fundie creationists, who still claim they've got "science" to back up their nonsense!

Seriously, this whole "ID" movement is a stain on modern society. It's an expression of the very worst in human nature, a desperate need to cling to fantasies when confronted by the cold hard truth.

Whatever happened to "the truth shall set ye free"? Depends on what sort of truth -- or "truthiness" -- one is trying to peddle, I guess. :shrug:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:27 PM
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17. We have science too - I can prove water boils, pasta requires boiling
water - therefore, pasta exists!
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:48 PM
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26. Someone in my area has that FSM car plaque.
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 10:52 PM by mcscajun
Saw it on the back of a car on Route 202 South in Morris County, NJ last week.

Okay folks...'fess up. :)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:18 AM
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36. It was me!
Just kidding. I'm the blue cherokee with the buddhist mandala suncatcher sticker and the rainbow "Girls Kick Ass!" sticker. I'm STILL waiting for my DU sticker to arrive.

So if you pass that car, honk and give me a peace sign or something.
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:11 PM
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12. RAMEN! Praise to his noodliness!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:13 PM
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13. "...heaven has a stripper factory"
:rofl:

I think I'm converted. Arrrr!
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:14 PM
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14. I foresee the ultimate irony...
The year 4236 C.E. and Pastafarianism is widely considered literal truth.
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:17 PM
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15. You youngen's and yer crazy religions...
I'll take Bob Dobb's over FSM any day. :P
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Justpat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:19 PM
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16. We just started buying USA Today a few days ago.
So I saw that article first thing this morning.
What a riot.

That is one funny dude.

Last week I had sent away for one of the FSM decals for my car.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:46 PM
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18. .
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

--IMM
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:52 PM
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20. K&R - it's now their #1 most emailed story today! n/t
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:58 PM
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21. Forgive me FSM, I was going to eat rice tonight!
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:10 PM
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22. I find it comforting that the Prophet of Pastafarianism, Bobby Henderson,
is trained as a physicist. Perhaps I too can directly communicate with the great and powerful FSM. Can't wait to buy the book of noodly goodness. Arrrrg.
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NobleCynic Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:56 PM
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24. Yar
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NoodleyAppendage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:59 PM
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27. Eyrrggggh...matey. Thou hast written about his starchiness in McPaper.
It's nice to see a mainstreaming of our gastric following.

Ramen.

J
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:00 PM
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28. K&R fer ye pirates
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:08 PM
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29. *
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:46 PM
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30.  , ,
:)
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gordontron Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:39 AM
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31. ore than 70,000 Australians declared themselves "Jedi" in their 2001 censu
that is hysterical :rofl:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:17 AM
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32. We did. And may the force be with you.
We are the Jedi, you have the sinister Empiror... what's up with that?
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gordontron Donating Member (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 12:08 PM
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39. yes please come and take care of him nt
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:25 AM
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33. Can anyone doubt what a great county we are?
Where else could you make more money inventing and selling
a Flying Spaghetti Monster decal than you can working for
a living?
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:57 AM
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34. There are two Baptist fundamentalist colleges...
within 2 miles of my home. I have to get a SPM bumpersticker!:evilgrin:
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:59 AM
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35. I anoint myself with marinara
and sprinkle the holy cheese

My body is a temple
... that holds the noodly appendage close to my heart.
My bowl runneth over with uncommonly goodness

Though I walk through the valley of Jesus toast and Mary underpasses, I will fear no e-bay crazies.

For the FSM is with me.
r'amen
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:35 AM
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37. I Love You Flying Spaghetti Monster!
:loveya:


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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:17 AM
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38. Bah, humbug. nt.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:02 PM
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40. My husband is a Pastafarian.
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 01:35 PM by Maat
I am a Religious Scientist (I enjoy 'mystical' stuff). Whatever floats your boat, I say.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:14 PM
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42. Whatever floats you pirate ship. Get it straight!
:P
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:33 PM
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44. rAmen! Sorry! HeeHee.
I believe there are many paths to the One.

I just ordered him Bobby's new book.
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:08 PM
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41. Does this mean Marco Polo is a saint? For starting the spaghetti thing
and everything?
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:15 PM
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43. Pitter-pat has been touched by his Noodly Appendage. (see sig line)
R'amen.
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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:41 PM
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45. All Hail His Noodly Goodness!
:0)
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 05:14 PM
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46. Ya' know, the more of us that become pirates,
the more we reduce global warming. It is statistically proven!

Enjoy your beer and pasta, sail the high seas, and do your part to save the world, all at once!

Linguini!
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