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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:17 PM
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George Bush has only two brain cells
One is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:18 PM
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1. Oh, I thought they were "Dumb" and "Dumber"
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:18 PM
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2. *snork*!
Good one, Elwood!
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:21 PM
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3. But our children IS learning
so maybe there is hope for George.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:36 PM
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6. Maybe the first brain cell is out looking for
food to put on George's family! :rofl:
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:38 PM
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7. Do you realize George cannot operate a computer?
How sad - he can't even surf the internets.
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Oldtimeralso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:28 PM
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4. Fool Me Once duh............n/t
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 11:35 PM
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5. How old is you? I is 58.
x(
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collegegirl211 Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 12:08 AM
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8. your being to generous
his brain is actually made of cheese:rofl:
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 12:11 AM
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9. But George is well informed by his staff
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
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zestfolly Donating Member (220 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 07:32 PM
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10. From Young Frankenstein
He must have been given Abby Normal's brain.
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