War on Cows!

[baby_mouse]

War on Fish! War on Electric Toasters! War on Encephalopathy! War on Sock Darning! War on Faulty Traffic Lights! War on Toadstools! War on Spontaneous Human Pyramid Formation! War on People Who Cheat at Monopoly! War on Reprehensibility! War on Sandals! War on Sandwich Wrapping! War on Speech Impediments! War on Dentists! War on Earwax! War on People who Sniff Loudly in Resteraunts! War on Muzak! War on Euphemisms! War on Collective Nouns! War on Popsicle Sticks! War on Toilet Paper Origami! War on Pretty Flowers! War on Telephone Directories! War on Bad Cosmetic Surgery! War on Pop-up Advertisements! War on Bad Plotting in Science Fiction Spin-Off Serieses! War on Macrame! War on Phone Trees! War on Mobius Strips! War on Narcolepsy! War on Jelly Sandwiches! War on Pavement Art! War on Zinc! War on the Planet Saturn! War on Paper Cuts! War on Semi-Colons! War on Mashed Potatoes! War on Belly-Button Fluff! War! War! War!

Ever get the feeling that some people, reeeeeaally, really want to feel like a soldier?

I think on some deeply buried level that they daren't show, some of these human wrecks on the right carry a terrible sense of personal shame...

[elehhhhna]

1. wha?????

[baby_mouse]

6. War on question marks!

[izzybeans]

2. I'm starting to think there is a war on izzybeans.

This is no more paranoid than John Gibson's War on Christmas and all its variants.

[baby_mouse]

8. War on Comments!

But I shall call a ceasfire.

What are izzybeans?

[izzybeans]

10. My username.

A random identity. War on <insert identity>!

[baby_mouse]

12. I wondered, but foolishly parsed the subject and your name simultaneously.

So didn't notice it. Sorry.

"War on <insert identity>!" should be printed up and sold as T-shirts IMO.

[izzybeans]

15. Sounds good to me.

Identity politics was going to experience this type of backlash at some point.

[baby_mouse]

18. A pity, in a way. But, hey, every product has its life cycle.

Identity politics was getting silly.

[lady lib]

3. Do you mean this?

http://www.cowabduction.com

;)

[MazeRat7]

4. *Snark... LOL.... thats a riot. thanks.

[Rainscents]

5. LOL

[baby_mouse]

7. War on Flash Animations!

ION>:rofl:

[0007]

9. Hi baby_ mouse

[baby_mouse]

11. AAH! FEAR! War on Anthropomorphised Cartoon cows ESPECIALLY!

This is turning into a Lounge thread, really, isn't it?

Oh, the waving. How will I sleep? Oh, guilt, guilt... you FIEND. Isn't the War on Cows hard enough? I won't be fooled by your devious pro-cow propaganda! And neither will America, buddy! It WON'T. FLY.

[Nikki Stone 1]

13. Yes, some people want to feel like soldiers, and the easiest way to

do it is by declaring war on something that can't fight back.

[baby_mouse]

16. Sigh, yes. What's WRONG with these poor fools?

Isn't the beautiful Spring sunshine enough to make them feel sexy and proud? Have they no children? Can they take no pleasure in the ordinary goodness of doing a useful job well? No. Mind games only, that's all they care about.

[anarch]

14. War on Everything!

I will say that I am totally all for the War on Macrame, though.

[baby_mouse]

17. War on Mimes! War on 70s Retro!

PARTICULARLY War on 70s retro. What the hell were they thinking? BLECH.

I hope you're not a fan, dear.