Where is Dick Cheney???

[Cyrano]

We haven't seen much of the Big Dick since he shot a guy in the face. But we can be pretty sure that he's been at one or more of his undisclosed locations. What's your best guess as to what evil deeds he's been committing over the past few weeks, and where he's been committing them?

I personally believe that "all of the above" is a reasonable choice, but that's too easy. You could select more than one by posting a comment, and hopefully, telling us why you picked them.

[marmar]

1. "In a cheap motel room with Ann Coulter."

That's imagery that my brain is ill-equipped to handle. :puke:

[babylonsister]

4. Ewwww, grosser than gross! nt

[Catherine Vincent]

2. He was on the tube yesterday ragging on Feingold.

Other than that, I dont' care where he is.

[democrat_patriot]

Other: In his "Darth Vader Regeneration Chamber"

[Rex]

3. Drinking scotch with Baker and Hamilton.

nt

[mb7588a]

5. He did a real quiet $500/plate funraiser in

Wisconsin last night for the speaker of the WI assembly who is running for Mark Green's congressional seat. Green is running for WI governor.

At the fundraiser he enocuraged booing Feingold.
http://www.wispolitics.com/index.iml?Article=57141

But Cheney used the Gard fundraiser to defend the administration's policies. He defended the “terrorist surveillance program,” which spurred Wisconsin Sen. Russ Feingold to announce an attempt to censure Bush.

When Cheney brought up Feingold’s name, there was a smattering of boos. “Don’t hold back,” Cheney said, and when he mentioned Feingold again, the boos sounded unanimous.

The president is acting within his constitutional and statutory power with the program, Cheney said, and it is subject to constant reviews to ensure civil liberties aren’t violated.

“This outrageous proposition that we ought to protect our enemies' ability to communicate poses an extreme test for our Democratic leaders,” Cheney said. “But the American people have already made their decision, they agree with the president.”

[Cyrano]

6. The demons of Hell can't find a hot enough spot for when he arrives.

[reichstag911]

7. Also in IL shilling for Roskam...

...to the tune of about 200K ( http://www.suntimes.com/output/elect/cst-nws-cheney14.html ).

[Rob H.]

8. Other: snacking on a basket of live puppies in his "undisclosed location"

C'mon--deep down you just know that's what he's doing.

[Ksec]

9. target practice

[0007]

10. Shooting skeet?

[sheelz]

11. Making faces

:scared:

[aden_nak]

12. Right behind you. . . RUN FOR COVER!