What would be the Bush Administration's Theme Song?

[ck4829]

I'd go with the Empire's theme song on Star Wars, the one that tells you "Yeah, it's Fascism".

[babylonsister]

1. "Running On Empty" nt

[Ron Green]

2. "I'm a Loser"

[hippiechick]

3. The Theme from "Mr. Ed" just popped into my mind ...

:wtf: :silly:

[Rocknrule]

50. You forgot the most obvious one

American Idiot

[sutz12]

4. Back that ass up

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "I'm a loser, baby...so why don't ya kill me?"

[Systematic Chaos]

6. "Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?"

Good ol' Megadeth.

[fooj]

7. Highway to Hell...

:evilgrin:

[Cleetus]

8. The "Asshole Song"

Dennis Leary's "The Asshole Song". Absolutely perfect

[babylonsister]

14. Is that the same as Jimmy Buffett's I-95 song? If not, that

also applies.

[mattclearing]

24. Damn, you beat me to it. n/t

[complain jane]

9. I was gonna say the Adams' Family song but

now that I see it I prefer "Highway to Hell".

[Crankie Avalon]

10. War Pigs n/t

[greyl]

11. Baby Elephant Walk

played in reverse at half speed.

[jrw14125]

12. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot....

[The_Casual_Observer]

13. "Bring on the clowns"

[BuyingThyme]

15. Cocaine.

[Cleetus]

18. good one (eom)

[savemefromdumbya]

31. you beat me to it

[FrannyD]

16. Sympathy for the Devil

think of them whenever I hear it.

[Rose Siding]

17. It's Hard Out Here For A Chimp

-attributed to another DUer whose name escapes me

[necso]

19. It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I (w) Feel Fine). /nt

[Roland99]

44. Good one.

[ripple]

20. Ahhh ,Boy by Jackson Browne n/t

[verse18]

21. "For the Love of Money"nt

[Crankie Avalon]

22. Whatever song the Pied Piper played to lure the children to their fate.

[mattclearing]

23. How about "Asshole" by Denis Leary? n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

36. A! S-S! H-O! L-E!

Good one!

[Rocknrule]

43. You know what I'm gonna do...

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You now why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke & John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...

Yep, sounds like Bush

[SeattleVet]

25. "The Idiot Bastard Son"

from the Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention album, "We're Only in it for the Money"

(Wow - this one's applicable on a meta-level, too!)

[bunkerbuster1]

42. gawd, that's perfect.

I'm gonna have to go back and listen to it now.

the idiot boyyyyyyy...

[BOSSHOG]

26. ME SO STUPID by ZZTop!

Actually that would be bush's personal theme.

[Rocknrule]

27. "Uncle Fucka"

[BuyingThyme]

32. One of my favorites.

[lectrobyte]

28. We Will Rock You always seemed to have that Triumph of the Will

vibe to it. Yeah, that'd work if they changed the lyrics a bit.

[MadMaddie]

29. The Bee Gees Song Lyrics "I Started a Joke"

THE BEE GEES Song Lyrics

I Started a Joke
(From the album "ONE NIGHT ONLY")

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.

[chelsea0011]

30. I've answered this one before. "Highway to Hell" AC/DC

[InvisibleTouch]

33. "Head Like a Hole"

God Money's not concerned about the sick among the pure....

[Rocknrule]

41. Bow down before the one you serve

You're going to get what you deserve

Sounds like good advice for Bushbots

[henslee]

34. "I Want Money"

[warrens]

35. Fascist Groove Thang, Pretty Vacant, and that old Killing Joke song...

Went something like this:

Look at the controller

A Nazi with a social degree

A middle class hero

A rapist with your eye on me."

PSSYCHE, Killing Joke

Or either Firing Squad or Inquisition Day by the Subhumans

[nonconformist]

37. "I Hate Everything About You" nt

[EC]

38. Liar, Liar... n/t

[reichstag911]

39. 2+2=5 by Radiohead nt

[Initech]

40. Jackson Browne - "Redneck Friend"

[Rocknrule]

45. "Sex and Beer"

[FormerDittoHead]

46. Captain's Theme from "Titanic" (not that there's such a thing) n/t

[glaeken777]

47. my picks

"Swing to the Right" by Utopia

"Liar" by Argent

"Bicycle Race" by Queen (think of *'s numerous pratfalls)

"21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson

[Rocknrule]

48. The 3 Stooges theme song(s)

Either "3 Blind Mice" or that other, more goofy-sounding song they used

[Norquist Nemesis]

49. Great American Hero

I can see him in the superman suit prancing around the Oval Office, too!

[Nicole]

51. "Eve Of Destruction" n/t

[jrd200x]

52. That's too easy. "BACK IN THE USSR"

Yes, I'm afraid so.

[Joe Fields]

53. "Burnin' Down The House" (Talking Heads)

[Dr Ron]

54. Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" n/t

[NoodleyAppendage]

55. "Hee Haw" Theme Song

Hee...hee...hee...heee...haw.

JB

[brettdale]

56. Randy Newman

BUSH ADMINISTRATION SONG'S

RANDY NEWMAN

Political Science
Its money that matters
Rednecks


TOBY KEITH

THE TALABAN SONG
COURTESY OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE


THE DEMOCRAT PARTY SONGS

WE SHALL BE FREE
GARTH BROOKS

IMAGINE
JOHN LENNON

[3waygeek]

57. Brain Damage

from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; it's an instrumental (we all know how much trouble * has speaking). Randi Rhodes often plays it going into breaks, especially when she's been talking about Dumbya.

[Ufomammut]

58. "Ave Satani"

It's the theme music on the movie soundtrack for "The Omen."

I'll also second Black Sabbath's "War Pigs;" a most apt description, indeed.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord, yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgement day comes

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the War Pigs crawling
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh lord, yeah!

[Hubert Flottz]

59. 'Why don't we get drunk and s?rew...America?'

Or this one...

http://bertc.com/18Track18r.mp3

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm

[theophilus]

60. I fought the law and the law won...........Wait for it!!!! n/t

[Art_from_Ark]

61. The theme from Dark Shadows

although not too many people would get the connection

[area51]

62. "Deliverance". (n/t)

[RagingInMiami]

63. Evil Walks by AC/DC