OMG - have you seen TX GOP candidate for Governor website?

[BR_Parkway]

I thought it was a parody at first:

This guy is a mega wingnut

I don't know how to show tables in here - but he's got these 'issues' down the side with blocks for each of the challengers and himself with support and oppose in them

http://www.larrykilgore.com/Issues.html

2006 GOP Primary Gubernatorial Voter's Guide:
Execution for crime of murder including abortion. (Exodus 21:12, 21:22-23)
Execution for crime of kidnapping & slavery. (Exodus 21:16)
Execution for crime of rape. (Deuteronomy 22:25)
Execution for crime of bestiality. (Leviticus 20:15-16)
Execution for crime of adultery. (Leviticus 20:10)
Execution for crime of homosexual acts. (Leviticus 20:13)
Execution for crime of deadly negligence, like a DWI fatality. (Exodus 21:29)
Prosecute criminal law violations (1 Timothy 1:8-10) & ignore ceremonial law. (Colossians 2:16)
Repay at least double for crime of stealing. (Exodus 22:1-4)
1-40 lashes for crime of maliciousness, like graffiti, porn, strip clubs. (Deuteronomy 25:1-3)
Restitution for temporary injury. (Exodus 21:18-19)
Eliminate TX budget for Prisons. $2B
Eliminate TX budget for health & human services. $23B (2 Corinthians 9:6-14, 1 Timothy 5:3-16)
Eliminate TX budget for government indoctrination of children. (public education). $21B
Texans should become independent then stop paying US taxes. $123B
Texas should secede because the US has sealed its doom.
Illegal immigrants should receive a minimum punishment of five lashes, $3,000 fine & deportation.
Immediate return of Texas National Guard troops from US conscription.

[MadMaddie]

1. This guy is the Taliban....

[xultar]

8. Why do people forget that DumYa had the Taliban come to TX

to marvel @ how he ran TX.

Why should any asshat be surprised that the Taliban that DimSon knows and loves is now the model for how TX and now the rest of the US is being constructed.

It is very rarely mentioned in the media that the Taliban came to TX to visit W.

Gore knew that OBL was in Afghanistan being sheltered by the Taliban but didn't mention it a PEEP.

[MadMaddie]

20. I forgot about that.....

Thanks for the reminder!!

[xultar]

29. I wish there is some way we can get the Media to mention this shit

Those charter schools are kinda like the medrassas...
the whole deal in TX is Taliban.

[Fenris]

2. Oh yeah, that guy's terrific.

I'm shocked he's never won a political race before, even when he was a Constitution Party candidate.

:eyes:

[lonestarnot]

3. WTF is this a joke?

[iconoclastNYC]

4. Love it.

It would be a great strategy if the left wing secretly funded and encouraged far-right candidates like this. To peel away 5% of the vote that the mainstream Republican candidate would have otherwise got.

[izzie]

13. Between the Know-nothings and flat world people we are dead.

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[Ian David]

5. I have no problem with Texas seceding

They don't pay net taxes into the federal government anyway.

[TomInTib]

6. Good ol' Larry...

Larry was born into a Christian family in Amarillo, TX in 1964. Larry's parents read the Bible and prayed with him at breakfast and at bedtime daily. Larry's grandmother taught him the importance of memorizing Scripture.

Larry says, "The most important decision in all my life occurred when I was five. I asked Jesus to save me from hell. My family and Sunday school teachers had told me the fate of those who reject Christ. Heaven sounded pretty cool too. I did not realize the tremendous impact following Christ would have on my life here on Earth."

[Mythsaje]

26. "Heaven sounded pretty cool too."

The heaven I heard about in sunday school sounded pretty damn boring, actually...

but maybe that's just me.

[TomInTib]

28. I mean, how much milk and honey can one handle? n/t

[Nomen Tuum]

39. Larry, why did you steal William Shatner's toupeé?

:evilgrin:

[ClusterFreak]

7. I hope Bush is wiretapping THIS guy. n/t

[kaygore]

9. Larry also wears a hairpiece

Is that being honest in God's eyes??? I mean, if God made you bald, then doesn't She want you to BE bald!

[xultar]

12. But at some point I can't go there. I mean he's bald. That is the straw.

Nothing is worse than a bald fundie.

a bald liberal...that is a WHOLE different story.

[grateful581]

10. looks like the repukes ideal candidate

[Lance_Boyle]

11. one to forty lashes for porn...

How many I wonder for S&M porn, and Thank You Ma'am May I Have Another? ;-)

[newyawker99]

40. Hi Lance_Boyle!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Avalux]

14. LOL - yeah, I've passed his site on to everyone I know.

What's so scary about it - the guy really believes that stuff and has supporters. :silly:

[Saphire]

15. -.-

[acmejack]

16. Q&A with Larry!

snip>
"What do you think of democracy?
Democracy and Terrorism: Two Faces Of The Same Evil."

[IsItJustMe]

17. One fricked up guy. About the same views chimp holds isn't it?

[MercutioATC]

18. I took the test on his home page...result?

CORRECT: You would go to Hell.

Does the fact that you're
headed for Hell concern you?


Actually, not in the least...

:evilgrin:

[Craig3410]

30. Just took that "test"...

And people BELIEVE this shit?

If you've stolen a cookie, you go to hell.

If you stub your toe and say "goddamnit", you go to hell.

If you think a woman's hot, you go to hell.

If you don't go to church every Sunday, you go to hell.

If you don't read the Bible for 5 hours a night, you go to hell.

Well, following that logic, send me to hell; heaven don't sound like too much fun. :evilgrin:

[sellitman]

19. An equal opportunity execusioner....how marvelous!

If you think about it this asshat isn't that far off junior in philosophy.

[bluerum]

21. What a flake. eom

[lonestarnot]

22. I emailed and asked if he had a brother named Fred. tehee

[Puregonzo1188]

23. Is this a joke?

I can not convince myself this is real...yet I get the feeling I'm in denial.

[NoPasaran]

24. People who laughed at Larry Kilgore

People who laughed at Larry Kilgore also enjoyed Star Locke.

[RobertSeattle]

25. Where's SHELLFISH???

Leviticus 11 9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14 9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

[TahitiNut]

27. Not a single refernece to the Gospels ... all Paul and Old Testament

... proof-texting. Pharasaical bullshit! Appalling hypocrisy. This exact same approach was used to rationalize slavery (as "God intended")!!

[RobertSeattle]

31. Yep

He's a Old Testament Paulian. Jesus Who?

[davidinalameda]

32. I'm all for letting Texas become independent

but they have to take Dubya back as well

[SPKrazy]

33. Gotta Be A Fringe Candidate, Surely?

One position that he has:

What do you think about the undeclared war in Iraq?

The US has a history of invading sovereign nations and Texas is one of them. Texas National Guard troops should immediately be released from US conscription by the Governor.

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is at least something that I can agree with

but he has the view that the "Republic of Texas" was illegally invaded and should be separated from the US.

I say, hurry up and let Texas go!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

34. If you want to give him your support, he posts contact info on his site:

Have comments or questions for Larry?
Email: [e-mail]

Phone: ***-522-3951

Snail Mail: **** Clemente Dr., Grand Prairie, TX 75052

I deleted a few things per DU rules, but here's a link to his site if you are so inclined:
http://www.larrykilgore.com/Contact.htm

[Coastie for Truth]

35. Kilgore? I'm for Kinky

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[NoPasaran]

37. Fuck Kinky!!!

[f-bush]

36. Why does this surprise you?

Look at what an asshole came out of the Texas repuke party? Look at what Texasd allowed to happen with Kennedy?

This place is a festering ground numnuts like that one. I thank God there are so many great liberal Texans out there fighting these idiots in their local communities. Just wished I could be there to join that fight.

[FreedomAngel82]

38. Why are you surprised?

It's Texas after all and funny how he doesn't say anything about outlawing divorce. :eyes:

[elehhhhna]

41. Mass murder as a PLATFORM? Oy.

[michiganbuckeye1970]

42. Sounds good

Dems should re-register as Repuks and vote for this guy in the primaries.

[Bridget Burke]

44. In Texas, we don't "register" our party.

If we vote in a primary, our voter's registration card gets stamped with a "D" or an "R"--so we have to vote for the same party in a runoff.

I've considered voting for the most insane Republican--sometimes it's hard to pick. But--what if I were hit by a truck? As they looked for my ID, I would be identified as a Republican. Oh, the shame of it...

[usregimechange]

43. Tell me this is a joke?