Religious debate: Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster allow Bush...
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:33 PM
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Religious debate: Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster allow Bush...
Edited on Mon Feb-27-06 11:39 PM by FormerRepublican
...to continue in office? Couldn't He just whack Bush in the head with his noodly appendage and advance world peace? Discuss.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:35 PM
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1. Because our heaven has a beer volcano, and religion
doesn't need to make sense.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:49 PM
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3. Does bin Laden's height, vs. the midgit of creation, have any relevance...
...to the Flying Spagetti Monster? Is taller better, or worse? How do we convince the world we need more pirates? :shrug:
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:22 AM
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Listen Yar landlubber we loot and pillage NOLA during des here mardi gra.
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Tue Feb-28-06 05:31 AM
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7. Bush *is* a pirate, that's the problem
He's found the loophole in the theology. It should specify we need jolly pirates, not bloodthirsty, rapacious pirates.
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Mon Feb-27-06 11:35 PM
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2. who's to say he hasn't done that? have you seen shrub's popularity rating?
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:18 AM
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4. That would require Him to touch W.
Which is a revolting concept to the FSM. And Bush does not deserve to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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Tue Feb-28-06 12:28 AM
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6. But you have to admit that Bush is a bit touched.... by something!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: How does one explain the existance of Bush in the FSM creation? :shrug: Religious imponderables.
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Tue Feb-28-06 04:35 PM
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8. Bush has been "touched by an angel..."
er, asshole.
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