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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 12:07 PM
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Why Did The Chicken Cross Pennsylvania Avenue?
Edited on Wed Jan-04-06 12:14 PM by DistressedAmerican

Because...





I call the strutting rooster Jack and the other cock George. You can name the chicks yourself.

Good Afternoon DU!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 01:42 PM
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1. I was going to say "To be sworn in . . ."
as in "the Oath of Office" . . .
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 02:40 PM
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2. Sorry. No Cookie. That Was The Chickenhawk.
Close.
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 02:57 PM
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3. Why is W's hand (and body) ...
so close to that rooster's tailfeathers and why does the rooster look so surprised. I can guess the reason for W's rx.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 02:59 PM
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4. What is Bush doing to that rooster's ass?
:)
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 07:26 PM
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5. Well He Milks Horses. I wouldn't Put ANYTHING Past Him!
:rofl:
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 10:21 AM
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16. Maybe....
he's looking for an egg.
Spanish inside joke translation...Heuvos, que heuvos?
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 07:28 PM
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6. Nice job with the broom! Did you think about an "American Gothic" type
pitchfork?

Two thumbs up!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 07:32 PM
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7. It could be a winner.
Bush with his fork and Laura looking on with this classic expression. No time now. getting to head out of Bushlandia for a few days. But, I will keep the suggestion on the old notepad of ideas!
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 07:36 PM
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8. Another masterpiece DA
But I've worked with chickens. That should be a scoop shovel, not a broom.
K&R


Keith’s Barbeque Central
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 09:42 PM
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9. He's Not Working With Them.
Just hoping to shoo them away! High five buddy!
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 10:03 PM
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10. Heard from Swampy?
Left for NOLA just before the holiday.


Keith’s Barbeque Central
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 10:15 PM
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14. Sure haven't.
Nor Stoner our Frisco bound friend. When I get back from Mexico I will be tracking them down if I can.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 10:07 PM
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11. I thought it was to get away from all the snakes
Fear them! Feeeaaar them!

:rofl:
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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 10:09 PM
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12. so he could say ...
that's where he served his National Guard time??
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 10:13 PM
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13. The Chickenhawks are coming home to roost too
love it. Not as much as those video pictures in the mall that are the new era velvet paintings but good nonetheless.
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Fozzledick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 11:18 PM
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15. To distance herself from Jack Abramoff!
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