BREAKING - Cheney thought Whittington was an illegal crossing the border.

[Jara sang]

Deputized himself a Border Patrol agent on the spot. Incident was actually a Homeland Security action! Cheney is quoted as saying "We don't want the smoking gun to be a... a smoking gun." The defense of the homeland is crucial. Cheney is on the frontlines!

[BlueManDude]

1. If that were true he would have hired him to clean his boots

[physioex]

3. Darn you beat me to it.....

And offered the handsome wage of $2/hr....... ;)

[BlueManDude]

4. great minds...

[dchill]

2. "Deputized himself..."

I'm sure there's an executive order in place that allows him to do that.

;)

[iangb]

5. I heard that.......

....Cheney deputised himself to protect Americans from Avian Influenza.....and that Whitington, being a good friend and all, wouldn't be charged with obstruction.