"Cheney's Got a Gun"

[CoffeeCat]

New release from Aerosmith... :)
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Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of his gun

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The VP has come undone
Killin quails was was supposed to be fun...

What did the vice president dooooo?
Was he guzzling scotches in the morning dew?

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The media frenzy has just begun
And the administration is on the run

Tell me now it's untrue
Did the veep spray some pellets in you?

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The morphine drip has just begun
Cuz Cheney's Got a Gun

What did Dick Cheney do?
Let's hope he plans a hunting trip with Junior soooooon
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun...

[goodboy]

1. Here's mine: (Apologies to Aerosmith, once again)

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
Ch' dum dum dum shootin' quails is fun

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
ch' dum dum got dem vicious quails on the run


Cheney got a gun.

Cheney got a gun.

Huntin' trips are really fun.
Took a billionaire lawyer on this one.

What did poor Harry do?
To take one in the face from You?

They say when Cheney saw the birdies,
he shot his wad all o'er the place;
But Harry was behind him,
then Cheney spun around, and blasted him right in his face.

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun

Harry's not havin' fun
He got "peppered" by Crashcart's gun.

Holy shit I'm really screwed,
Call Rove, ask him what to do.

The ambulance is speedin'
out to the old Armstrong place
while Dick is sweatin' bullets,
they're picking bb's out of harry's face.

N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?

It's ok, this kinda thing happens from time to time.



Poor Harry's really screaming- the helicopter starts to dock
Maybe that'll teach him, to go huntin' quails
with a fuckin' CHICKEN HAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!

[CoffeeCat]

3. LOL.....love it...

That was hysterical.

You told the story better than I did.

I hope others come up with their own versions, too!

Hysterical! :)

[MercutioATC]

5. Great lyrics :)

[LittleOne]

2. I haven't been able to get that out of my head - make it stop

:silly:

[Flabbergasted]

4. Hes just an old lawyer man

Cheney's got to be insane ane ane ane
Oh the pressure he was under
When the gun did athunder
Whiti's got to be in pain ain ain ain

Spin away spin away
what do we say ay ay ay
Spin away lets talk about Tom Delay ay ay ay....