Whitehouse.org. spoofs Ann the Man. It's side splitting. Teaser..

[linazelle]

ASK ANN COULTER

Lauren, from Cocoa, FL writes:
What are your duties in the White House? What do you do there on a regular basis? Like all day long?

Ann Coulter:
Didn't you read the intro paragraph? Was that too hard for you? You sound like a typical by-product of clueless liberal, mixed-race public education. What, didn't your eyes develop fully while you were floating around in the amniotic malt liquor of your grotesquely obese welfare mother's cesspool of a womb? Then I'll spell it out for you: I'm NOT on any measly mid-six-figure White House payroll, so I don't have any duties – at least not on the record, anyway. Sure, I get Karl's daily talking points e-mail memo, but I'm Special Ops. "Dark" Ops. My mission is simple: say whatever's needed to help take care of the liberal problem by selling the hell out of a series of hate screed books that are completely indistinguishable except for how much of my man-eating lady hole I *almost* show on the cover. Next!

Edit to add link: www.whitehouse.org

[linazelle]

1. Kick for the day crowd. Maybe you'll like it. nt

[iconoclastNYC]

2. So funny.

Gotta love the 5'oclock shadow on the portrait.

[linazelle]

3. Yep, the 5 o'clock shadow is hilarious. nt