Apologies To Julie Brown: Crashcart's Got A Gun...

[KharmaTrain]

I'm saw all the Aerosmith lyrics...but I didn't see this goody. Enjoy:

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at favorite hunting spot
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally hot
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost took a dumper
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Dick Cheney was ready to shoot Thumper

He looked so pretty in orange cammo garb, cammo garb
Riding the float with his scowl on, scowl on
Holding this humongous shotgun in his hand, shotgun
He looked straight out of the Rifleman

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole hunting party was totally drunk or something
The radio and was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The Vice President's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the Vice President's got a gun
Everybody run, Dick Chenney has got a gun

Dickie's smiling and waving his gun
Picking off Democrats one by one
Oh Kerry's swiftboat just blew to bits
Oh no, Tweety's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Crashcart, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Dickie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your guests

One Day later the cops arrived
By then the entire DLC had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop him
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and defibrulator and come out of the float"
Dickie didn't listen to what the cop said
He aimed and fired and now the Jack Abramoff's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big testimony coming up next week

{Refrain}

Dickie's really having a blast
He's wasting half of his caste

The cops fired a warning shot that blew him off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
He hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Cheney, I had to find out
What made him do it, why'd he freak out
I saw the bullet had got him right in the rear
I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Mr. Vice President, Sir, why'd you do it?" He raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Crashcart, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Chenney, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like he'll never tell!

Cheers...

[MiniMe]

1. I must admit, that was one of the first songs that came to mind

But I only thought out the refrain. Excellent work.

[im10ashus]

2. You took it that extra step.

Good work!!! I am just lazy.

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:-)