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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:17 AM
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If you're bored tonight, read the Cheney headlines.
Good, clean fun:

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?p=cheney&x=wrt

Al Franken's headline is a standout:

"Cheney Shoots Guy"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/al-franken/cheney-shoots-guy_b_15543.html
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:18 AM
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1. This would be really funny if the "other hunter" was Scooter Libby...
...bbbwwwwaaaahhhhhh
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:19 AM
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2. I can imagine the Onion.. "Dick goes off prematurely, One injured"
:)
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gimama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:24 AM
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4. You are TOOOOO funny! :)
someone on another thread nicknamed him 'leaky dick'. Gosh, I have never put those 2 words together before, in word,thought or post. my-oh-my!
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Bobbie47 Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:23 AM
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3. Where were the secret service
Was anybody paying attention. I thought one of the rules of hunting is know where all your buddies are before shooting?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:27 AM
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5. They probably stand BEHIND him
:) I sure would
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Bobbie47 Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 02:31 AM
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6. your probably right
they have been hunting with dick before.
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Dunvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 03:59 AM
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7. Headline: Cheney says, "It's Wittington's Own Fault"
Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 04:00 AM by Dunvegan
..subhead...

"I told him we were going "duck hunting," says Vice President Cheney. "It's not my fault the stupid old fart forgot to duck."
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