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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:02 PM
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May just be some bullshittin going on here, funny joke I want to share.
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just have a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and a bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says,"Yeah, well... you started it."
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:14 PM
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1. lol
eom
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:14 PM
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2. HAHA
I like that one. :D
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Katherine Brengle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:15 PM
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3. lmao--wrong on so many levels, but still funny :) n/t
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RazzleDazzle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:51 PM
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4. Not funny. Very, very ugly. I'm surprised that anyone at DU would
post such a thing.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:56 PM
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5. Are we a little touchy or what
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