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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:16 PM
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WOO HOO! Can't WAIT to conceive my BIOTECH BABY!..NC TeeVee!
With NC'lina suddenly seeing that it's Biotech Boom won't replace it's TEXTILE BOOM...our LOCAL News Channels resort to this screaming lead:

BIOTECH BABIES...CHOOSE THE EYE, GENE, HAIRCOLOR of YOUR NEXT BABY! BIOTECH BABIES...the NEXT RAGE IN GENETICS!!!

Woo Hoo Baby! I can't wait to "hook my genes up to the "wires" in the next NC Biogenetics Lab to get my DNA/SS/Credit Hitory, ETC./ into your SYSTEM!

Hey! Bring it ON...so many of us NC'linians are lined up on the sidewalks waiting for your BIOGENETICS so we can have the PERFECT..HITLER/BUSHBOT BABY! OMG! Having ORGASIM...I hope it looks like CHENEY or maybe RUMSFELD...so I can really get into the stuff that the Movie "BOYS FROM BRAZIL" was all about...

I just can't wait...my womb is waiting for the first of me to CARRY YOUR BABY! :puke: :sarcasm:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:18 PM
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1. I read that as "BIOTCH BABY"
:rofl:
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:19 PM
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2. Are these the "human-animal hybrids" we heard so much about?
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:27 PM
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5. Beat me to it. But Norm Coleman is your senator.
WHAT is up with that???

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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:21 PM
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3. Gosh, if people want that, why don't they just get a Cabbage Patch kid?
Way less maintainence....

For this I trot out my favorite maxim: Be careful what you wish for!

That goes double when it comes to kids.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:25 PM
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4. Is this what W meant in State of Union, "human-animal hybrids?"
Takes one to know one, I guess.

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