Predicting the Shit Out of Stuff

[kliljedahl]

Bob Cesca

PRESIDENT BUSH, blasted on hooch, will drive a fishing boat aimlessly in the fountain on the south lawn of the White House for days on end -- desperately trying to conjure a bullhorn moment to rally support against his impeachment.

BUSH APOLOGISTS will praise the president's eventual bullhorn statement of, "And Fountain-y? You're doing a heckuva job," as Lincoln-esque. Zombie-like, the Apologists will take to the streets chanting, "One of us! One of us!" Impeachment hearings are cancelled and Bush's face is carved into the Moon.

PRESIDENT CLINTON will be arrested, tried, and convicted on charges that Bush wiretapped American citizens without warrants.

THE 2006 MIDTERMS will be cancelled by the president, claiming that a possible Democratic majority in Congress would jeopardize national security by diminishing his authority; and that a change in government here would damage the Iraqi democratic process.

THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT will continue to spread Jesus' gospel of love, peace, forgiveness, and tolerance -- while promoting hate, war, torture, and bigotry.

TUCKER CARLSON'S "new for 2006" trademark clothing item? The Slim Goodbody unitard.


BILL O'REILLY will defend the true meaning of Easter by accusing "radical secular Easter Bunny blow-up-ists" of wanting to blow up the Easter Bunny. Factor ratings soar.



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Beelzebud]

1. Best Predictions I've seen so far! :)

[dave29]

2. bwahaha

nice!

[Journeyman]

3. The craziest thing is, they all seem plausible. . .

man, what a nutty country we've become. . .

[hang a left]

4. rofl

[gordianot]

5. There is one part of the anatomy (hinted at) that does not fit Tucker. nt

[druidity33]

10. what, the heart?

[MisterP]

11. you got it wrong--the rectum's missing

it should take up a quarter of his torso

[Richard Steele]

6. This gets my "favorite thread title" award! Recommended

[deminks]

7. LMAO! The coming war on Easter! LMAO!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. Ya know, I was lovin your post until

the damn carlson pic :puke:

yickkkkk :)

[ewagner]

9. K & R.....and

I'm not so sure that declaring the mid-term elections a threat to national security is so far-fetched....

[A Simple Game]

12. Loved the Clinton prediction.

Sadly, I almost believe it is possible.

[babylonsister]

13. Thanks, Kliljedhl-too funny! That's a keeper and a forwarder! nt

[kliljedahl]

14. Kick

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kliljedahl]

17. One more kick

This is TOO funny



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kliljedahl]

18. OK one more

[madeline_con]

15. "PRESIDENT BUSH, blasted on hooch..."

No matter what else may happen, THAT is a given! :rofl:

[me b zola]

16. ROFLMAO

"....BUSH APOLOGISTS will praise the president's eventual bullhorn statement of, "And Fountain-y? You're doing a heckuva job," as Lincoln-esque."


:rofl: