The Ballad of the Yellow Beret

[swag]

from Jesus' General

The Ballad of the Yellow Beret
(to the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Berets")

We are tough, young Republicans
We fight with words (but never guns)
We show support by drinking beer.
But since we’re rich we’ll stay right here.

(chorus)
Chicken wings suit me just fine
They go so well with my yellow spine
I’ll ply my trade while you’re overseas
When you return, your job will speak Chinese

I’m like my grandpop and my dad,
Those terrorist bastards make me mad;
But I’m a Stanford B-school grad;
So I’ll not be going to Baghdad

(Chorus)
Chicken wings suit me just fine
They go so well with my yellow spine
The poor man’s born to join the fray
I was born rich, I’ll get an MBA

. . . more

[liberaltrucker]

1. Gotta K&R this one!

I sent the lyrics to a conservative friend.
Can't wait for the response!

:evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

2. Kick, godammit!

:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Very nicely done, swag! K&R!

:yourock:


:kick:

[swag]

4. Just a kick because it's funny, spot on, and because

people should read The General's site now and again if they think to.