OFFICIAL BUSH SPEECH THREAD #2

[Skinner]

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[xultar]

1. DRINK!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I've got a glass of Jameson 1780 right here!

[cwydro]

well, baby

tip one for me...geez this is awful...

[goclark]

Jack Daniels tall -- Condi will appoint

a Reconstruction Coordinator!


DRINK!!!

[rodeodance]

35. that worthless tool

[rodeodance]

52. he sounds like a Robot

[ChairmanAgnostic]

71. 3 times and she's out.

how many failures does she get?

[Rick Myers]

2. He doesn't have a friggin' clue of what he is speechifying!!!

OMFG!!! :grr:

[MiniMe]

29. I wish somebody would put "I don't have an f-ing clue" on the teletype

I would LMAO

[Danieljay]

3. does the Iraqi government even HAVE 10 billion dollars?

[shadowknows69]

Yeah we loaned it to them

n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

Sure. We have the receipt to prove it.

[leftofthedial]

it fell off a truck

[kirbyenthusiasm]

4. picking and choosing recommendations from the Iraq Study

i guess it IS a fruit salad after all.

hold the grapes, give me that cantalope

[acmavm]

5. Why hasn't this shit all been done before if it's the road to victory????

[bdamomma]

60. he had 4 fuckin years to do something and he has not done one

thing. He is delusional. He mentioned Iran and Syria that is where those troops are going. He is a madman.

[ellisonz]

6. Nuts?

:9

[benny05]

19. He is

Perhaps he's living through better chemistry..

[GenDem]

8. Illusions of grandeur.

[shadowknows69]

9. Coalition troops?

What coalition?

[Jacobin]

YOU KNOW!

The coalition of Iraqis and Americans!!!!

[RadiDem]

10. LOL ! When he 'plays serious' like tonight he's even LESS convincing than 'cowboy bush'

[RadiDem]

25. AL Qaeda ! Terra ! Terra ! When's AWOL gonna mention Saddam? LOL!

[berni_mccoy]

11. BIGGEST BUSH LIE TOLD TONIGHT: 20K ADDITIONAL TROOPS IS ENOUGH

To keep the cleared areas clear.

NO IT WON'T.

According to General Shinsheki, pre-invasion in 2003, it will take SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND TROOPS TO HOLD CLEARED POSITIONS.

[LSK]

12. this speech and/or plan was needed 3 YEARS AGO

[aquart]

57. Nah. Wouldn't have worked then, either.

[Jacobin]

13. an aside

I really really really pity the troops in Iraq and I feel horrid for the Iraqis for what Bush is about to unleash on them with fewer restrictions on blowing them up.

:cry:

[spanone]

Dazzle them with so many facts you'll appear intelligent.

[GenDem]

34. That's the speech writer.

[koopie57]

14. well, one good thing

he's putting my kids to sleep.

[Sparkly]

15. Al Qaeda AGAIN!!

[Sydnie]

Oh gawd ... Rice will be in charge of the money!

Quick, close all the shoe stores between here and Iraq!

[Mabus]

32. I knew you were going there

:rofl:

Thanks, I needed the comic relief.

[Dinger]

16. Did I Hear * Say "Will Lose" The Support Of The American People?

Is he kidding? He never had it in the first place.

[Sydnie]

Yep, you heard that right

as well as the "trust of the Iraqi people" ... isn't that the problem, they don't trust anyone, including each other? :shrug:

[Pachamama]

17. I'm still stuck on his comments about the forces going door-to-door gaining TRUST...

:rofl:

The man is seriously delusional....the idea that the Iraqis will ever trust any American forces is simply - insane.

[malaise]

He's going to bomb Anbar province.

Bloodshed awaits on both sides.

[Pachamama]

59. I hear bombing an area really helps in the trust gaining process....

:eyes:

[Pachamama]

Oops! He said "Al Qaida" 4 times within a minute.... DRINK! (4 times)

:beer:

[Jacobin]

54. yeah. with flash bang grenades

that's how I make friends with my neighbors.

:shrug:

[cwydro]

18. same thing

more troops.

[struggle4progress]

20. Elections! They're gonna hold elections! eom

[glaeken777]

21. no emotion

He's pumped full of drugs, or hasn't slept in a week.

[graywarrior]

27. He's dead.

Like his eyes.

[glaeken777]

40. where's Quint when you need him?

[shadowknows69]

30. Raymond Prentiss Bush

n/t

[derby378]

22. "Reconstruction Coordinator?"

Methinks I smell the likes of Bremer, Mark II.

[pink-o]

Sounds like Thom Hartmann could be right

...about a covert Marshall Plan....?

[LSK]

38. that was needed 3 years ago

[Richardo]

64. Oh man he's militarizing the whole region...

Patriot missiles? Greaaaaat.

[Pithy Cherub]

23. Condiliar in charge of reconstruction again...

she's going to appoint a minion.... ugh :puke:

[alcibiades_mystery]

87. She's the UNSTICKER

circa 2005...

[rodeodance]

24. whow Santa is delivering presents

[Olney Blue]

26. Can I have my new president now? This one isn't working for me.....

[AngryOldDem]

Now that he's admitted he fucked up...

...can articles of impeachment now be drafted?

PULLEEEZE?????

[aquart]

28. Why is he still talking about al qaida?

We already know al qaida isn't the problem here.

[4nic8em]

31. What's that

white powdery looking shit under his nose?

[Aviation Pro]

33. Ah, a reconstruction coordinator, huh....

...some 22-year old fresh faced young Republican should be just the ticket.

What a clueless, fucking moron.

[The Gunslinger]

36. I thought he had a phony Texan accent.

Tonight he has a Ronald Reagan accent..

still all bla bla bla to me. Glad Mike Malloy is tearig it up in the background.

[marigold20]

90. Yeah, where's the phony drawl?

n/t

[PA Democrat]

37. Asshole talks like Iraq is teeming with al Qaeda

[Danieljay]

39. captured Al Queda document..this is laughable... lol what a joke.

[shadowknows69]

47. Oh yeah, tribal forces are going to work with us.

n/t

[kirbyenthusiasm]

41. *buzz!* al qaeda still in Afghanistan! he's almost right!

[global1]

42. Maliki Is Going Down.....

* is making Maliki the scapegoat in this. If this plan fails its because of Maliki - * will be absolved of the blame.

Either * will get Maliki or Sadr will.

[goclark]

77. Everyone is at fault but Chimpster ~ Betty Ford Center come

get him.

Rice will leave for the Middle East Friday.

Will she be wearing her new shoes.

[RadiDem]

43. Iran, Syria !

[Rick Myers]

He really doesn't like this Al Kidda guy, does he???

[Richardo]

44. In Bizzarro world he's giving this speech in March 2003....

Wouldn't THAT have been nice?


Too little, too lame.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

45. Terr'ists! Al Qaeda!

Took away the safe haven in Afghanistan? Not so much, George; Afghanistan is still a mess and the Taliban is back. Check it out.

[texas1928]

46. They are coming back in Afghanistan you MORON!!!!!

Because you HAD to invade Iraq.

[shadowknows69]

Iran and Syria oh fuck

WWIII here we go.

[benny05]

48. Blind leading the Blind

And not wishing to engage others in the Iraq neighbors

[lady lib]

I like the way he's wearing a BLUE tie tonight.

Ooh, subliminally reaching across the aisle to his "Democrat" listeners.

/blech

[Richardo]

88. Nah, he's always worn blue ties...

Same ol same ol....

[Horse with no Name]

49. OH BULLSHIT!AL QUAEDA IN AFGHANISTAN???

I thought we were fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan.

[acmavm]

We took away al Quaeda's safe haven in Afganistan so now they're in

Iraq?

What a fool. What a lying fool.

[meuniermr]

50. Reading between the lines here..

"We can begin by working together to increase the size of the active Army and Marine Corps, so that America has the Armed Forces we need for the 21st century. We also need to examine ways to mobilize talented American civilians to deploy overseas - where they can help build democratic institutions in communities and nations recovering from war and tyranny."
-Is he talking about a selective skills draft here??

[rodeodance]

i have no idea

[spanone]

51. So, is that 24,000 total or 16,000 for Baghdad & 4,000 for Anwar province?

[Danieljay]

84. damn good question my friend...

[Aviation Pro]

53. AQ represents....

...2-fucking-percent in Iraq, moron. The Taliban are backed and very well equipped. Way to go asshole.

[ronnykmarshall]

55. Notice how he's mention Iran?

Well at least he's not blinking like crazy.

Must have laid off the snow tonight.

[BeHereNow]

56. Uh-oh..."Iran and Syria"

Got duct tape?

BHn

[Vert]

66. He's need one more

for a true Axis of Evil.

[David Zephyr]

58. Rove is preparing to blame the Iraqis when Bush cuts and runs.

Blaming others for problems he alone created is the hallmark of this coward named Bush.

[malaise]

THis is all bullshit

more bombing more killing and the same result. Get the fuck out of Iraq.

[stevietheman]

61. The "plan" sounds like the plan already attempted six other times.

But he's also deploying a new carrier strike group... ostensibly to threaten Iran.

Time to remove Bush!

[shadowknows69]

74. DIPLOMATIC?

Bush thinks diplomacy means bombs. M O O N, that spells bomb.

[Pachamama]

62. He just said relying on "Friends and Allies"...Do we have any left?

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

67. Nope.

[DesertRat]

63. NU KU LAR!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

65. "We will stop Iran from getting nookular weapons."

Great, but what about the nuclear ones?

[Hepburn]

68. This is total shit...

...anyone hearing any SPECIFICS about additional troops WILL do?

GMAFB......

[Clevenger]

69. "Our troops will have a well-defined emission..." - Bush n/t

[kirbyenthusiasm]

70. he's got a lot of 'strategery' for us here

not a whole lot of thinking though

[pdxmom]

72. This is basically the same crap he's said since the start of the war.

None of this was true before and their predictions fell flat, just like these will.

Where the hell is he getting these troops? What about Al Qaeda in Afghanistan? Doesn't he realize they are still there right along with the Taliban?

I'm just livid about this whole thing.

[ellisonz]

73. "I take full responsibility."

Cheney wrote that.

:rofl:

[lala_rawraw]

75. translation, war with Iran

[RadiDem]

76. Jobs for Iraqis but not for Americans!

[Olney Blue]

78. Condi will save us!

[mb7588a]

79. 14 minutes before i heard the word "diplomatic"

and a minute later before i heard "diplomacy"

[HeeBGBz]

80. He's batshit crazy

Send him to Iraq.

[Sparkly]

"the decisive ideological struggle of our time" -- DRINK

[kirbyenthusiasm]

yeah, that's some of his best truthiness

[MikeNearMcChord]

81. BOOGA BOOGA!!! AL-QAIDA IN ANBAR BOOGA BOOGA!!!

We will fight them in the streets, we will fight them in beaches and the fields!! GLORY GLORY HALLILUJAH!:crazy:

[spanone]

82. Sounds like escalation on all fronts.

[bdamomma]

83. he is pushing for a confrontation with the Middle East, he wants to

ethic cleanse the area, could it be just for the oil?

[Marr]

85. He wants to expand the conflict to Iran and Syria, is what it sounds like.

'We'll disrupt their operations for supplying the Iraqi forces'.

[WinkyDink]

86. I love it when he (and Rice) declares what other nations and leaders MUST do! Like Bush is

their employer or something.

[mod mom]

89. The struggle of our time is fighting fascism in the U.S.-chimpy!

[Catshrink]

91. Liberty!

I was waiting for that -- peace and opportunity. :puke:

[tabasco]

92. Bleeccchhh!!! Made it 14 minutes. Can't stand anymore.

Just listening to that lying asshole makes me ill. :mad: :puke:

[Skinner]

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