Bush's new plan, the same plan as before (like a Black Adder episode)

[JohnyCanuck]

Found this on AmericaBlog.blogspot.com

Chris in Paris was telling me that Bush's "new" plan for victory in Iraq reminded him of an episode of the hysterical BBC comedy "Blackadder." With a little sleuthing, Chris was able to find the episode in question. The relevant part begins about 2 minutes into the video - I've transcribed the dialogue, but you can find the video itself at the end of this post.

GENERAL: Now, Field Marshal Hague has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field.

CAPTAIN BLACKADDER: Ah, would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy, sir?

CAPTAIN DARLING: How could you possibly know that Blackadder, it's classified information?

CAPTAIN BLACKADDER: It's the same plan that we used last time, and the seventeen times before that.

GENERAL: Ex... ex... ex... actly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard. Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2007/01/bushs-secret-plan-for-victory.html

[Olney Blue]

1. So close to the truth, it hurts!

[Rick Myers]

2. Also reminds me a bit of the Black Knight!!! Just a flesh wound!!!

:grr:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Nothing like moving Bush's dirnks cabinet 17 more miles, eh?

[Rosco T.]

4. That's "Blackadder Goes Fouth", a relevant quote from a previous...

.. series

(if you've ever seen the show, you can see Shrub as Baldrick)

BUSHRICK: "M'lord, I have a cunning plan."

LORD BLACKADDER: "You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again!'"

[pansypoo53219]

5. if only they used the spanish inquisition ploy instead

nobody expects the spanish inquisition.