What does the future hold for Chimp-boy?

[BlueStater]

How will life be like for the asshole once he leaves office?

Well, I can't really see this punk as being a very active former president. If he manages to survive until 2009, he'll be completley despised as a corrupt tyrant and a murderer because regardless of whether investigations lead to impeachment or not chances are they'll still reveal some incredibly unflattering information. Public appearences of the ape should be limited.

How about when he finally kicks the bucket? Unfortunately, I see this jerk living a long life so he'll probably live for decades after his presidency ends. Will people have a softer vietpoint of his legacy 30 years from now or will he be just as hated as ever?

If there was any justice in the world, though, he would spend the last few decades of his life rotting away in a prison cell with Cheney.

[jgraz]

1. My guess is he checks out within 10 years from alcohol poisoning

Once he doesn't have public appearances to force him to stay sober, he's gonna dive into a vat of Gentleman Jack's and stay there until his liver gives out.

[Turbineguy]

2. Well, you can bet

he will not be building houses for poor people.

[enuffs_enuffs]

3. If there is any justice in this world..

A horrible case of death by hemorrhoids!

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[krispos42]

5. The lecture circuit at Megachurches

at least until he's fitted out for an orange jumpsuit.

I worked in a factory that made prison hardware like doors for prisons and jails. I hope something I worked on is something he stares at every day.

[Rosemary2205]

6. 2 year church tour?? Regular guest on the 700 Club?

other than whipping up the fundies he has no use.

[Norquist Nemesis]

7. Exile in South America.

Personally, I think Siberia or a nice little condo in Tehran would be better but can't have everything.

[agincourt]

8. He'll probably do a show on Fox news,

or do a show with Glen Beck. Unless we take back the airwaves owned by the general public. I'm sure the asshole will want a fancy state funeral too like Ronnie cancer polyp did.

[butterfly77]

9. I heard Michael Medved ...

Saying that he will be look on as Gerald Ford was because he made the right decisions...

[pretzel4gore]

13. hang michael medved....he worse crook then saddam

i recall medved on 'politically correct' back pre 911...spouting the same crap he spouts now...and bush monster resulted. medved is a long term criminal, an agent of chaos

[stonecoldsober]

10. During the SOTU address, spontaneous combustion!

[WI_DEM]

11. he will serve on as many corporate boards as possible

not doing any work except turning up for a meeting or two and collecting huge pay checks. He will charge huge amounts for speeches. He will spend as much time as he can on recreational pursuits. Unlike his old man he will "write" his memoirs--that is have it ghost written for him. He will attempt to persuade us and history that he did the right things.

[MADem]

12. Since he's already destroyed all the brush around his ranch with his chain saw, he will start in on

the growth around his new ranch in Paraguay...that will keep him busy for ten or fifteen years, easily...if he can stay off the sauce.

Years from now, assuming we aren't all melting and hiding in underground caves from the angry sun, we will look on him as a fucking idiot. Our view, assuming we live and he doesn't fuck the world up irretrievably, will be more benign than it is now, but I still think the sense of a "near miss" will always pervade his legacy.

He really is an argument for doing your homework and paying attention in class....that 'social promotion' shit because your daddy gives out libraries and fieldhouses has got to stop...or at least these buttwipes shouldn't be elected to public office!!

Hard to say if he'll get Standing Room Only at his funeral--he might get a good crowd if we haven't had one for awhile, if the kids are on vacation, and the weather is halfway decent. Some people look at them as tourist attractions--remember all of the schmucks going through the rotunda at Reagan's soiree? Shorts, crop tops, flip flops, fanny packs, floppy hats with zinc on the nose....I saw more flab and hairy legs watching twenty minutes of that crowd on CSPAN than I see in an entire summer on the beach!

[TahitiNut]

14. He'll be 'martyred' before he leaves office.

If Cheney gets replaced with the 2008 "heir apparent" before then, it's all good for the GOP.