Suspicious package found at Port of Miami (remember yesterday?)

[originalpckelly]

Oh my, they've called the bomb squad. I'd hate to work there. Poor people must be scared shitless with this happening twice in a row. I will look for story and update thread when found.

[MADem]

1. Let's hope it's not anything serious....and that some longshoreman is looking around for his sausage

and pepper sandwich....

[baldguy]

2. It's OK. We've dealt with suspicious packages before

[originalpckelly]

3. "911, how may I help you?"

"We have a suspicious package here!"

"Where is it located?"

"In my boyfriend's pants, someone must have put it there when we were on the subway!"

"Ma'am, please settle down! How did you discover the package? Oh, well, ma'am that might not be a bomb."

[sarge43]

5. !!!!!

:spray::rofl:

[originalpckelly]

6. I bet it's a sock...

because Laura has the real stuff in her purse.

[sarge43]

9. Potato

Surprisingly, it's on the right side.

[SoCalDem]

4. Somebody left their booze from Sparkys....chug-a-lug n/t

[Philosoraptor]

7. My God! I have a box JUST like that in my closet!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

8. ..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:popcorn: