OK people, what kind of white sheets do you want to send to Rep. Virgil Goode (Bigot-VA)?

[originalpckelly]

:shrug:

You know, since he's been spewing all that bullshit, I thought he might need a new little set of white sheets.

I'm going shopping later, and I'll be sure to pick some up. How about some with a really low thread count?

I mentioned this before, but I'm going to do it today.

What kind of letter should I include?

"Dear Mr. Goode,

I hope you "enjoy" these white sheets, I was out one day shopping, saw them and immediately thought of you.

Sincerely,
No Paine, No Gain"

"Dear Mr. Goode,

Enclosed you will find some white sheets, I immediately thought of you when I saw them on the shelf, and I figured since you've been blurting out so much BS, that you might have stained your other set.

Sincerely,
No Paine, No Gain"

[China_cat]

1. Make sure you drag them through the mud before sending them.

I don't think he'd know what to do with clean ones.

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. Muslim sheets?

:rofl:

(Yes, I know it's "muslin" but go with me.)

[JackBeck]

3. Make sure they have a very low thread count.

In other words, make sure they're cheap.

[originalpckelly]

11. I may go to Big Lots or Wal-Mart...

wherever I can get white flat sheets. I hope it doesn't cost too much to send it too him, he's not really worth a lot of money.

[Ezlivin]

4. Can we send him some white shits instead?

There are a bunch of them living around here. You can single them out by their slack jaw, vacant-eyed look and the W sticker on the back of their SUV (just above the fish symbol).

[LibDemAlways]

6. That's one of the best descriptions of the typical

Bush voter I've ever read. Also, many of them don't stop at the W and the fish. There's usually a sticker with a profound saying like "Freedom isn't free" right next to the ultimate display of patriotism: the yellow, made-in-China "Support Our Troops" magnet - purchased as an alternative to military service.

[iconoclastic cat]

5. Can the voters recall his ass? nt

[malaise]

7. Eygptian cotton

:rofl: :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

9. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl:

I think I'll go shopping actually, tomorrow, and then either send them through UPS or FedEx so I can monitor their progress.

[malaise]

15. Go here

http://www.egyptiancottononline.com/
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

change link

[kevinmc]

8. His head is going to explode .....

with Bush's new Muslim UN Ambassador, if he get's confirmed.

[originalpckelly]

10. OMG! A Muslim! RUN!!!!! RUN!

:rofl:

[MagickMuffin]

12. While your out shopping,

could you pick up some itching powder to give his new sheets a Goode dusting.

Also, just a suggestion: address the letter to Mr. No Goode, as I haven't seen anything positive coming from this low life form. Just a thought.

Happy Shopping:hi:

[originalpckelly]

14. Oh, I don't know if that would make it through...

It might come off as a chemical weapon or something, wish I could, but I actually want Goode (bad) to see this.

I want him to have to think about it.

[emlev]

13. Send him some hydrogen peroxide, too

It's the best for getting out blood stains.

[krispos42]

16. The kind with three holes

Two for the eyes, one for the ass.

He doesn't need anything for the ears, cuz he doesn't listen, but he's sure gonna need the third one when he's being worked over by the Constitution!

Send him a tube of AstroGlide at your option, of course.

[LeftyMom]

17. anybody got an addy?

I'll send him a set.