Put a smile in Saturday's eyes, beneath bright blue skies, . . . please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "You can always tell a surge when there are more troops. That is, more boots on the ground and they'll see us coming. A surge will do all that and more. Security, peace, civilians going about their business. It makes sense. Just with a surge. That is, more troops. Then we'll start winning in the right direction."

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

1. Did that string of words actually come out of his mouth? Amazing.

[autorank]

2. "You, of little faith....

...Why do you doubt?" I admit it, I wondered the same but I'll bet you (or is that ye) a
Grant that that's just what the dude said...verbatim.

And why not. We knew this all along, there was a book that warned using the most chilling
terms,"Bush Dyslexicon" by Mark Crispin Miller...and much much more. But it's like that
first episode of "Dallas" when they messed with our heads and said the previous year had
all been a dream by J.R. Well, J.R. couldn't have dreamed this guy up. You see, those
were the smart Texans, and they're plenty of them, we've got the brain strained faux
Texan and company. Good lord, Jefferson, tell me it's all a dream.

KR

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

3. Wish I could tell you it's all just a bad dream...

...unfortunately, instead of a dream, it's Groundhog Day -- again. Have a nice weekend, Autorank.

[Richard Steele]

11. Probably not. Skip usually writes the longish captions on his pic threads.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

12. The scary thing is: It sounds like something he would say. I, too, wondered if it were a quote.

[Jeanette in FL]

13. Isn't that the truth

Many times, I say to myself, I can hear him saying that. That is the truly scary part.

[Richard Steele]

14. Yup, you just can't make up anything worse than his actual statements.

The man is literally STUPIDER than fiction.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY...Victory...

VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY



Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry...VIC...TORY Victory Victory or I'll Cry..."



Fight on, fight on, for EXXON!"

[Hubert Flottz]

5. I hope to Gawd the democratic congress can provide us a little

Surge Protection.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. yeah.

and tons of roto-rooter.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Even Roto Rooter beats these Gawd Danged...

Brown & Rooters!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. his speaking skills have dipped . . .

. . . to kindergarten level, if that.

what a silly little shit.

[skip fox]

9. Sorry, but I have determined W. too inept to write his own captions,

so the one above, as all others I post, is composed first on my screen. But I like to think I channel W.'s essential voice. Here, for instance, he goes from a tautology, to an couple empty statements, then puts in something that sounded good to him (security, peace, etc.) and which he wrote himself, adds a few empty statements just to spread something over silence, then gives us the last statement which makes sense only if "losing" is "winning in the wrong direction." Very typical in movement. His essential error is, of course, being himself, but his esential voice is a pretty good representative.

:)

[tavalon]

You do a fine job

though I'm unsure if it's praise or damnation to say that you make up stuff that sounds like it really did come directly from the moron's mouth.

[tavalon]

17. You do a fine job

though I'm unsure if it's praise or damnation to say that you make up stuff that sounds like it really did come directly from the moron's mouth.

[tavalon]

18. You do a fine job

though I'm unsure if it's praise or damnation to say that you make up stuff that sounds like it really did come directly from the moron's mouth.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. In the words of Mr pResident, "uh, um, err" K&R! here's a 5th vote

[GeorgeGist]

15. Plan for Victory...

is Catastrophe in reality.

[ArbustoBuster]

16. "We know where the victory is...

...it's in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

:evilgrin:

[ellisonz]

19. Et tu Barney?

:rofl: