World relaxes a bit at news of Osama's death. (not really)

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.freemarketnews.com/WorldNews.asp?nid=30672

The alleged search for Osama bin Laden continues, but according to a Reuters report, even some of his closest friends and allies haven't seen the man in years.

The story quotes Taliban chief Mullah Mohammad Omar as saying he hasn't seen his ally and fellow fugitive since U.S.-backed forces ousted the Taliban from Afghanistan over five years ago. "No, I have neither seen him," Omar reportedly said in an e-mailed message to Reuters,"nor have I made any effort to do so, but I pray for his health and safety."
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Whew, we can all relax a bit now. Maybe. One almost gets the impression that the world's greatest perp has passed on, years ago maybe. Shouldn't we all be celebrating wildly?

Could it be that we killed him, or that he died many years ago and they just didn't think it was all that newsworthy?

But seriously, without getting into fake headlines and theories, is anyone else starting to get the impression that the only way to get through to Osama is with a medium or psychic communicator?

There is NO serious effort to hunt him down. There have been NO recent mystery tapes from the alleged perp. There have been NO communications from the man whatsoever, one begins to assume that Osama is demised.

His continuing invisibility and fading memory only deepen our thirsty theoretical minds out here in conspiracyland.

[MetaTrope]

1. Maybe he's sipping some rum on the Bush estate in Paraguay

:party:

[B Calm]

3. Seriously, do you think Ken Lay's there too?

[orpupilofnature57]

2. Don't feel alone ,Cause if he's not dead, Bandar Bush is housing him,

and I hope it's not a white dome.

[CJCRANE]

4. Ironic isn't it.

Osama the fundamentalist, who (apparently) attacked America, fades into obscurity.

Saddam the secularist, (who had nothing to do with 9/11), is turned by Buscho puppets into a religious martyr.

Go figure.