If Mr. Bush wants to see our mail, then so be it.

[originalpckelly]

I suggest we photocopy our mail and send it directly to the White House. He may review it if he so chooses.

I say it's time for a tea party. I will do it tomorrow. Nothing more than our mail, photocopied and then sent in an envelope with the following little explanation:

"Dear Mr. Bush,

You seem very interested in the contents of our mail. Enclosed you will find my mail from yesterday. You may read it if you so choose.

Sincerely,
No Paine, No Gain."

[No Exit]

1. "Dear Flaming Asshole:

Get the UNHOLY FUCK out of our White House NOW!

Cordially,

etc."

[originalpckelly]

2. Give me liberty,

or I'll send you my mail.

[No Exit]

21. Perfect!

Hey, maybe I'll send him all those Big Dogs catalogs. No! Wait, wait! The Geico ads!!

[liberaldemocrat7]

29. If the chimp wants to pay my bills or read my bills go ahead.

I do not send much US mail these days. I use the telephone which his SchutsStaffel already can listen to.

He can also have his SS read my email as well. If you don't want him to get what you're writing then learn to read, write and speak in Klingon. Just kidding.

[originalpckelly]

31. Hey, we could forward our junk e-mail to him as well...

"I hear you have a mail fetish, here:"

:rofl:

They're going to rue the day they crossed me (and everyone else who likes their rights!)

[helderheid]

37. Absolutely! I'll just forward it all on to 1600 Penn Ave!

[calimary]

38. Oh GOD what a great idea!

You wanted it, chucko, you GOT it.

[helderheid]

36. LOVE IT!

[radfringe]

34. he wouldn't read that one

unless you address it to yourself and mail it...

that may be the only way to get him to read it

[originalpckelly]

35. You have to be sure to use simple words, you know...

he's not exactly the most proficient reader in America.

[mirandapriestly]

43. lol.eom

[MichiganVote]

3. Saving my junk mail just for the WH

[PADemD]

4. Can I send him my junk mail, too?

[originalpckelly]

6. Actually, I'd encourage that.

Send it anything you're comfortable sharing. He can read anything he wants to, so it's not like he wouldn't be able to know anyway.

[PA Democrat]

20. I wouldn't advise sending him any credit card offers. He's not exactly a model of fiscal

responsibility, and God knows he is going to be looking for new ways to pay for his wars now that the Dems are in charge of the congress.

[originalpckelly]

27. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

5. This is the White House mailing address:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Remember, just send in your mail, photocopied. It will undoubtedly go threw some sort of screening process, but I hope we can make this protest have impact. It's not much, granted, but who knows, maybe it will draw some attention to this problem.

[Maraya1969]

50. You don't need to photocopy it. Just send as is. Past issues of "Psychology Today"

would be great.

[roody]

63. I am going to forward my bushels of

non profits asking for money. I use the animal return address stickers. Draw a speech bubble from animal and write, "Impeach Cheney first!

[nevergiveup]

7. What a great idea

However, I am not photocopying mine....the "Decider" can have my bills and all the junk mail. It is also very patriotic and a nice means of recycling.

[originalpckelly]

10. Yep. I think this protest might have legs, since it's so perfectly symbolic...

it's a little completely legal non-violent Boston Tea Party.

[originalpckelly]

8. PS: Give me liberty, or I'll keep sending you my mail.

[Rex]

9. If he is looking for cash in my mail, he is in for a lot of disappointment.

Hey asshole Bush, pay my bills if you paw my shiet.

[originalpckelly]

11. Well, don't send anything in you'd need for records purposes...

unless you can scan it into your computer.

[Rex]

13. They tore up a package I taped up with ducktape.

Bastards, it was clothes! Bush and his fascist cronies are like the keystone cops finding a box of cocaine.

[originalpckelly]

17. ...

:rofl:

[waiting for hope]

18. I got lucky...

My mother in law just sent us 8 pounds of Community Coffee (NOLA) and if there ever was a sure fire way of detecting drugs, the coffee would be the tip off. No tampering with the package - thank God, my husband would have gone Postal if they fucked with his coffee!

[calimary]

39. But if you get that sweepstakes crap from Publisher's Clearinghouse

then be sure to send those. Hey, he might already be a winner!

[IDemo]

12. A few hundred thousand AOL cd's would be pretty cool

Especially if they were programmed to announce "You've got jail!"

[nebenaube]

46. damn... now I have to get a new keyboard and clean the screen... n/t

[Mist]

14. Make sure you don't send any credit card offers w/your name on them--

the thieving bastards will definately use them.

[mentalsolstice]

70. That's how they'll fund their surge! eom

[Mind_your_head]

15. I seem to remember after 9/11 the White House had 8 tractor-trailers

filled with mail that was never looked at.....danger of anthrax, ya know. It was all destroyed of w/o being looked at. (Which was kind of weird too b/c Pickles had asked school kids to send in $1.00 each (remember that one????) I'd bet that hundreds of thousands of school kids sent it their dollars. What happened to all of that money anyway? Did anyone ever open the mail (I don't think so....) EIGHT tractor-trailers filled with mail. Destroyed.

What DOES happen to all of the mail that the White House receives these days???? Incinerated without so much as a looksee.

[originalpckelly]

16. Well, if they received the mail of millions of people...

which this isn't so much as of yet, they would certainly have to address the problem. It would make the news, which is what any protest ought to do.

[Old and In the Way]

19. There's an upside here.

When I get bills in the mail, I won't pay them...when they sic the bill collector on me, I'll tell them to check with 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and see if they've reviewed it yet. Can you imagine every American using this excuse? How quick would George the Decider change his mind on this one?

Seriously, though...who uses mail anymore...except anthrax mailers? hmmmmm....I'm seeing more upside here.

I'd just like someone to ask the El pResidente a simple question: why? Do terrorists write notes to each other using 1st class mail? As far as I can tell, 80% of the US Postal Service load is sending ad flyers and other 3rd class crap that 95% of the public promptly throws in the trash. I guess he wants to keep a watchful eye on the birthday and christmas card terrorists and the social security checks.

[Synnical]

22. Great Idea

I usually recycle all my junk mail, instead, I'll jut send it to the WH!

K&R

[Historic NY]

23. Remember to put the return address down as 1600 Pa.

it kinda self returns itself.

[northofdenali]

24. Let's each one of us on DU write to another DU'er -

the recipient to send the mail to Al's White House and His AWOLness - Something along the lines of, Hi, I hope you are doing well. I went to the grocery store today, and filled up with gas. The prices are still high.........

You know, very bland, non-political stuff........

Until the final paragraph.

I've already saved my junk mail for the week and have addressed and stamped an 11x14 envelope to Mr. Bush c/o The White House. I think this is an excellent tactic.

[Tulum_Moon]

25. I'll address it to the "Squatter in Chief"

But why send it when they have ALREADY read it. I know they do! The corners are always fucked with!

[northofdenali]

26. Excellent salutation -

Nothing I ever get by mail, except the gorgeous cards from my mom, and her occasional political satire cards, is anything but junk and bills.

Wait'll the asshole fucks with 650,000 Alaskan PFD check envelopes!

[mentalsolstice]

71. He's already opened it?

So that explains all the recent crayola doodles that have been showing up all over my magazines!

[Jeanette in FL]

28. Count me in

Now maybe I will get off all of these catalogue list once and for all.

I am sick of all the junk mail. He can have it. I will be more than happy to pay for the postage.

Great idea.

[originalpckelly]

30. Yep, at max, it's a couple bucks, and think it'll help out the USPS...

which has been kind of struggling lately.

[radfringe]

32. he reads it - he pays it

sort of a variation of the pottery barn rules...

if he reads my mail, and it's bill - he should pay it

he can pay my credit card bill, utility bills, tax bills, school loan bills etc.

[originalpckelly]

33. Well, don't send anything you need or have to have....

wish we could, it might be compensation for making us pay for this bloody war.

[calimary]

40. Kick!

[Stinky The Clown]

41. I'm happy to send him some of my *original* mail ..... like that endless AARP crap ....

Hell, maybe I can just file a change of address. He can take care of the bills I get, too.

[graywarrior]

42. Hate to burst your bubble, but the fucker can't read.

[calimary]

44. My husband just had a fabulous idea:

Every time you write something that constitutes a snailmail - why not thoughtfully insert a paragraph just for george?

...really enjoyed meeting your mom, I've been looking forward to it. Excuse me a moment.

Dear george, hope you are enjoying snooping into my mail. Would you like me to send a sample of my poo for you to inspect? I might just have eaten some terrorist fries!

Okay, sorry for the interruption. Back to your mom. Gorgeous outfit she was wearing...

I added - Dear george, I drank some French wine last night with dinner. Will you be needing a sample of my pee to inspect for terr'ist threats?

[originalpckelly]

49. ROFL!

:rofl:

:spank:

President has a lot of nerve telling us about morality, you know, when he has a voyeurism fetish.

[jgraz]

45. I've got a mailbox full of junk to send

I'm sure Laura could make good use of all thos ValuPak coupons.

[frogcycle]

47. I love it!

As soon as I photocopy my bare butt, I'll be stuffing envelopes!

[Future Principal]

48. he can have my bills. . .hell, he can pay for them too!

dear prezteldent,

isn't it time for you to embarass this nation again with your childish oratory and your ability to molest german prime ministers?

signed,

nclb enemy

[Mme. Defarge]

51. I have forwarded this link

to my e-mail list. I'm also considering buying stock in envelope manufacturing companies with the expectation that this will take off big time.:patriot:

[originalpckelly]

52. Thanks!

:woohoo:

We need to get the ball rolling on this. I realized I threw away all my junk mail, so I'll have to wait a couple of days to let it pile up. I making a website for this, and I have even set up an e-mail address too, when you do it, take a picture of the package you send in (either make sure to hid the mailing label or disguise it somehow!)

[1monster]

53. Fine by me! All I get is bills, junk mail, bills, more bills, and incomprehensible

letters from my mother.

Do you think he might pay some of the bills by accident?

Naw, I didn't thinks os either.

[originalpckelly]

55. Hell no, he's having trouble paying ones on purpose...

:rofl:

[GliderGuider]

54. judicious redactions

Oh, oh, oh! Before you forward mail, take a black marker and stroke out information that you think should be redacted. Get creative. :evilgrin:
Security clearances are not only rated on a level of sensitivity, but on a need to know. And a need to know has to be properly justified.
And to make sure they understand why you've redacted the information, write "Protected" or "Secret" on the envelope.

You guys are going to have so much fun! I almost wish I lived there.
:think: Hey, can I send snailmail to one of you so you can forward it?

[Kansas Wyatt]

56. Can we just forward all the junk mail to the White House?

That, or box it up and stamp "Top Secret" all over the box, ship it to IdiotBoy?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

57. Gonna get a stamp made for all my mail:

"Already viewed by an incompetent sociopath. Leave sealed."

:evilgrin:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

58. I would,

but getting audited is a pain in the ass. I hear that the feller occupying the people's house doesn't have much of a sense of humor when the joke is directed at him, and has been known to be vindictive.

[Roland99]

59. Hmm...I think I'll start puttting all my Wed. junk mail flyers into envelopes and

mailing it to the WH c/o pResident Bush.

[jgraz]

60. Let's send this idea to the liberal radio hosts

It needs to get some wider attention. I've sent the suggestion off to some of my favorite AAR hosts, but it wouldn't hurt to have a few more as backup.

[originalpckelly]

68. I plan on contacting the New York Daily News...

and tell them about our protest!

[Kablooie]

61. Maybe they can send all the Santa Claus letter to him.

[warpheads]

62. RE: Our Mail

and other violations of our Bill of Rights: The answer to 1984 is 1776. (and this is why NO ONE should be in favor of gun control! And don't give me that b.s. about 'high tech'. High tech didn't stop the V.C.)

[Generic Brad]

64. And what will he learn if he reads our mail?

That we all think he's the crappiest president ever? So be it.

[oustemnow]

65. Holy shit, this is an awesome idea!

From now on, every bit of junk mail I get will be forwarded to 1600 Penn. At the very least, we might get some junk mail reform legislation out of it.

[originalpckelly]

66. I plan on keeping more of it...

last week I threw it out before coming to this idea. So now I'll save it and send it!

[kentuck]

67. Very good!

I have working long hours lately...so I will use that as an excuse. :)

[originalpckelly]

69. HAHA!

:rofl:

Sorry I didn't see this when you posted it. :hi: